My Election Super Insights (NOT) - Episode 375

[00:00:00] Hello there people! How are you doing? How are you doing? I'm standing up now. I'm standing up because last week I tried something different. I sat down. I sat down and the world was shook by my decision to sit down. So now I have to stand up again, okay? That's why I'm doing this now. I can't do this to the world anymore.

[00:00:28] I sat down and the world changed. Am I going to do the same joke? At least I'm enjoying it guys. I sat down and the world was shook, shaken. Oh my goodness!

[00:00:52] I guess some things that happened recently shook the world as well. I don't know.

[00:01:03] You know, I don't mind his presidency. I actually don't really mind. Obviously there's things that I agree with, things that I don't like any presidency. The Biden presidency, whatever. You know, things that I don't really pay attention. I'll be honest with you. I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm not paying attention.

[00:01:25] But anyway, what I don't like is the crying, man. That's what I don't like. Like on my Instagram, I see people, look, yeah, sure, there's things that aren't going to be good.

[00:01:41] But life goes on, man. Life goes on, people. You can't live your life according to whatever person is in power. All right?

[00:01:51] When you look out the window, do you see a deer fucking another deer? All right, now that's some good goddamn entertainment. So focus on that and then do a little, I was going to say something else.

[00:02:04] But I'm going to censor myself, not because I'm censoring, but because I got to think of something else, guys. There's got to be a better joke there. All right?

[00:02:15] But here's what I like about it. I'll say this. I like standing up because it gives me the freedom to move around, man.

[00:02:21] It gives me the freedom to move around. Sitting down or just sitting down. So there you go.

[00:02:25] But yeah, I like that he's funny. I know that's not a quality for a president. Right?

[00:02:34] I like that Obama was funny. He still is. He's still alive. Biden wasn't there.

[00:02:41] So, you know, guys, the world was shaken by me sitting down, not by what happened a couple days ago. Okay?

[00:02:49] This is not that big of an event. All right?

[00:02:53] I'm going to keep making that joke for the rest of my life because I sat down, goddammit, and I did it.

[00:03:04] I got a buddy that just sends me. Like, I keep asking him, hey, man, could you please not send me articles?

[00:03:10] I don't like them. Or whatever related politic thing. Anything politics related to, just don't send it to me.

[00:03:18] All right? I'm asking you as a friend. Please do not send it to me. Please don't talk to me about it.

[00:03:25] Let's have a conversation about anything else. I don't give a shit. It's happening. What can I do about it?

[00:03:33] Some of it might be interesting. You know, like, I'm not, like, saying let's not talk about it forever.

[00:03:38] But it's just, like, when it's just a one-sided thing of just, like, I don't need to hear about that.

[00:03:45] I don't need to hear about that, you know? Anyway.

[00:03:50] He keeps sending me these things.

[00:03:56] I'm not going to read it, okay?

[00:03:58] Hey, man, I'm not, I don't want to see this, okay?

[00:04:02] And I don't.

[00:04:03] He keeps sending.

[00:04:04] He keeps sending it.

[00:04:06] So, what do you do?

[00:04:08] How do I, I mean, I, look, I'm a guy.

[00:04:11] I know how to mess with people.

[00:04:14] If they say do something, I'm just, if they say don't do something, I'm going to do it.

[00:04:19] Just because that's how you bust each other's chops, you know?

[00:04:23] You bust some chops, you know?

[00:04:26] Yesterday we, uh, slight, slight change of, of, uh, conversation here.

[00:04:32] Yesterday we went to a German, uh, German fair, whatever it's called.

[00:04:38] And there was a pork chop on a stick.

[00:04:41] It was, like, fried.

[00:04:43] And then it had, like, biscuits or something or whatever on the stick.

[00:04:46] It looked amazing.

[00:04:49] Fried pork chop, guys.

[00:04:52] What's, what's not to like?

[00:04:54] It was fun, you know?

[00:04:57] I enjoyed going to the thing.

[00:05:00] I guess that's how you stop them.

[00:05:02] You just ignore them.

[00:05:03] Well, that's what I do.

[00:05:04] I just say thanks, man, and I ignore it.

[00:05:07] He's a great buddy.

[00:05:08] Like, I have a great time with him.

[00:05:10] But I ask him to just do one thing.

[00:05:14] But granted, I'm a dick to him, too, so.

[00:05:17] Maybe that's how we play with each other.

[00:05:20] I don't know, man.

[00:05:21] I mean, he's helping.

[00:05:22] He's trying to help, I guess.

[00:05:24] Trying to help.

[00:05:25] My wife tries to help a lot.

[00:05:28] And it annoys me.

[00:05:31] Because, like, I'm doing something.

[00:05:33] Unless I ask for your help.

[00:05:35] I don't want it, honestly, you guys.

[00:05:37] I mean, maybe that's a little bit, uh...

[00:05:42] Maybe that's not helping me.

[00:05:44] I will say that.

[00:05:45] Maybe sometimes that doesn't help me.

[00:05:46] But, like, unless...

[00:05:48] If it's, like, a chore, I guess.

[00:05:50] Like, if it's, like, things that I don't know how to do.

[00:05:53] Oh, but please give me your help.

[00:05:55] I don't know how to do it.

[00:05:55] But if it's something...

[00:05:56] Like, if I'm making something.

[00:05:57] Hey, I don't need your help.

[00:06:00] I don't need your help.

[00:06:01] I'm doing it.

[00:06:02] Unless I need...

[00:06:03] I specifically ask for it.

[00:06:05] I don't need your help, guys.

[00:06:08] And I know it's, like, an extreme reaction.

[00:06:11] But...

[00:06:11] And my mom...

[00:06:14] I'm bringing up my mom for a reason, guys.

[00:06:18] It's not mommy issues.

[00:06:19] I promise you.

[00:06:22] The...

[00:06:23] So...

[00:06:24] My mom...

[00:06:25] Best mom in the world.

[00:06:26] I love my mom.

[00:06:27] Best mom in the world.

[00:06:28] But she, like, she kind of babied me a little bit.

[00:06:30] So...

[00:06:30] People made fun of me for it.

[00:06:32] So...

[00:06:32] I guess my extreme reaction to that was, like...

[00:06:36] Oh, I'm going to do everything myself.

[00:06:37] I'll do everything myself.

[00:06:39] I don't need help from anybody.

[00:06:40] So I guess that's how I react to it when people offer...

[00:06:42] Like, are trying to help me when I don't ask for it.

[00:06:45] I guess it just...

[00:06:46] It's uncomfortable.

[00:06:48] Because, you know...

[00:06:50] That's how I was raised, man.

[00:06:52] You know how you have reactions to things in your...

[00:06:55] In your...

[00:06:56] In your growing up experience.

[00:06:58] In your growth journey.

[00:06:59] In your growing up journey, guys.

[00:07:01] In your growing journey is...

[00:07:03] Well, you have this experience.

[00:07:05] And then...

[00:07:06] Sometimes you just don't know what to do.

[00:07:09] You know?

[00:07:09] You just don't know what to do.

[00:07:12] So you do something else.

[00:07:14] And then you just react to it.

[00:07:16] In your dinky little brain...

[00:07:18] You react to it.

[00:07:19] You just process it in your whole childhood.

[00:07:22] And it all comes out and just...

[00:07:24] Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[00:07:27] I don't know what I said, guys.

[00:07:30] I'm enjoying myself, though.

[00:07:31] So...

[00:07:31] That's the thing.

[00:07:32] I'm enjoying myself.

[00:07:34] So...

[00:07:34] Yeah, you know?

[00:07:35] The election happened.

[00:07:36] What are you gonna do?

[00:07:38] Okay?

[00:07:38] What are you gonna do?

[00:07:41] Two shit candidates.

[00:07:43] Let's just enjoy life, guys.

[00:07:45] Let's just enjoy life.

[00:07:47] Uh...

[00:07:48] It's just the way it is, you know?

[00:07:50] Enjoy yourselves.

[00:07:52] And have a good time.

[00:07:55] So, yeah.

[00:07:55] We went to that German Fest.

[00:07:58] German Fest.

[00:07:59] It was fun, man.

[00:08:00] They had, like...

[00:08:03] Like, I don't know what kind of...

[00:08:05] I guess it was, like, an orchestra.

[00:08:08] Like, it wasn't orchestra.

[00:08:09] But they had, like, saxophones, trumpets, and the tubas, and the whatnots.

[00:08:17] And then the guitar and the keyboard.

[00:08:18] And they had a band like that.

[00:08:20] And, like, a bunch of different...

[00:08:21] Like, I didn't know there were that many people in the place I went to.

[00:08:26] So...

[00:08:28] I was...

[00:08:29] It was nice to see, you know?

[00:08:32] It was nice to see.

[00:08:33] So, anyway.

[00:08:35] Anyway, guys.

[00:08:36] It's nice to go to a fair.

[00:08:37] You know, you go to a fair.

[00:08:39] I had some bratwurst.

[00:08:40] God, I love some bratwurst.

[00:08:43] Costco used to have bratwurst.

[00:08:46] And now they call it Italian sausage.

[00:08:49] Which is similar.

[00:08:50] It still...

[00:08:51] It tastes a little different.

[00:08:52] But what happened with the bratwurst, Costco?

[00:08:54] I love the bratwurst.

[00:08:55] It's like the...

[00:08:55] It tastes very similar to the one I ate yesterday.

[00:08:58] So you can know it's legitimate.

[00:09:00] Why did you do this to me, Costco?

[00:09:03] Man, I'm so sad.

[00:09:05] Costco is my life.

[00:09:06] I know I've talked about this before.

[00:09:08] But...

[00:09:10] Seriously, guys.

[00:09:11] God.

[00:09:12] What is up with my life?

[00:09:18] I'm trying to remember what I did over the weekend.

[00:09:22] And...

[00:09:23] It seems like it didn't exist because I don't remember right now.

[00:09:26] I would have to think about it.

[00:09:27] But I don't want to think about it because that's not good podcasting.

[00:09:30] Because you all know I'm not going to edit it.

[00:09:31] I'm not going to edit it.

[00:09:33] It's just going to be a lot.

[00:09:33] I've got a pause of like 30 seconds of me just like...

[00:09:40] And you know, good entertainment is just people talking the whole time.

[00:09:44] Some of it might not even make sense.

[00:09:48] So...

[00:09:48] Yeah, guys.

[00:09:49] Yeah, guys.

[00:09:51] Yeah, guys.

[00:09:52] Yeah.

[00:09:53] I'm trying to think.

[00:09:55] Alright.

[00:09:55] So...

[00:09:56] We went to Costco.

[00:09:57] Big news.

[00:09:58] My brother's still in town.

[00:10:00] So, you know, I'm trying to take him places.

[00:10:03] So, you know, I don't want him to be hanging around the house all day.

[00:10:08] I haven't been doing comedy this week and last week.

[00:10:13] So, I've got to take him somewhere, guys.

[00:10:17] I feel bad.

[00:10:19] So, let's see.

[00:10:21] I looked at the trending stuff.

[00:10:22] By the way, I saw...

[00:10:23] Before I go into this.

[00:10:25] I saw a clip of...

[00:10:28] It's like Joe Rogan saying something.

[00:10:30] And then a Donald Trump clip.

[00:10:33] And...

[00:10:34] The portion of Trump is funny.

[00:10:36] Like, that was funny.

[00:10:37] I thought that was really funny.

[00:10:39] But the portion of Joe Rogan was fake.

[00:10:43] Especially because...

[00:10:43] The Trump thing is like...

[00:10:45] Maybe two or three weeks ago.

[00:10:48] And...

[00:10:49] But the Joe Rogan portion is from his L.A. studio.

[00:10:53] Guys.

[00:10:54] Why do you have to edit that in?

[00:10:56] You could just have...

[00:10:57] The goddamn Trump clip.

[00:11:00] Without having to say the Joe Rogan thing.

[00:11:01] And it'll still be great.

[00:11:03] This is funny, man.

[00:11:04] I guess they had the White House Correspondents Dinner or something.

[00:11:08] Whatever it is.

[00:11:09] Some sort of event where people roast each other.

[00:11:11] And Kamala wasn't there.

[00:11:13] I guess...

[00:11:14] As someone...

[00:11:15] I heard someone say...

[00:11:16] On a podcast.

[00:11:17] Not a person.

[00:11:18] Because I don't have friends, guys.

[00:11:22] I heard someone say...

[00:11:26] That Kamala wanted to go to that event.

[00:11:28] But her campaign manager told her not to.

[00:11:33] I saw a meme about her...

[00:11:35] Dude, this is all over the place.

[00:11:37] I apologize.

[00:11:38] But I'm having fun.

[00:11:40] So...

[00:11:41] Stick with me.

[00:11:42] So...

[00:11:42] But her campaign manager told her not to.

[00:11:44] And then...

[00:11:45] They said that she lost her shit.

[00:11:47] Because, you know...

[00:11:48] She's listening to her campaign people.

[00:11:50] But, you know...

[00:11:51] She's...

[00:11:52] Clearly didn't work.

[00:11:53] So she should have done her own thing.

[00:11:57] Anyway...

[00:11:57] I saw a meme...

[00:11:59] That said...

[00:12:03] Kamala Harris' campaign manager.

[00:12:05] And it was Jerry Jones from the Cowboys.

[00:12:08] You know...

[00:12:08] Because the Cowboys suck.

[00:12:14] God.

[00:12:15] My goodness.

[00:12:16] God.

[00:12:17] Gracious.

[00:12:17] Goodness.

[00:12:18] Gracious, guys.

[00:12:19] What's going on?

[00:12:20] Alright.

[00:12:23] Let's go to the...

[00:12:24] I also like...

[00:12:25] I went into the trends thing.

[00:12:27] I saw a lot of soccer stuff.

[00:12:29] I'm like...

[00:12:29] What the hell is going on?

[00:12:30] Why is...

[00:12:31] What's going on in the U.S.

[00:12:33] That soccer's trending?

[00:12:35] How is that the...

[00:12:36] Because I'm like looking at the trends in the United States.

[00:12:39] Past 24 hours.

[00:12:40] But it said by relevance.

[00:12:42] So I'm guessing it was still sort of targeting...

[00:12:45] Targeting...

[00:12:45] Targeting it to me somehow.

[00:12:47] So I just went by volume.

[00:12:48] I'm gonna go put the numbers, guys.

[00:12:50] I'm gonna do the numbers.

[00:12:52] Alright.

[00:12:54] Let's see.

[00:12:57] Hamas calls for end of war.

[00:13:01] It says Hamas.

[00:13:02] Hamas war.

[00:13:03] Did Hamas end the war?

[00:13:05] I have no clue about what's going on.

[00:13:08] All I know is that they probably have like the Little League team versus the big professional team.

[00:13:15] That's all I know how it's working.

[00:13:18] Alright.

[00:13:18] I don't know.

[00:13:19] But I guess...

[00:13:19] I guess they wanted to end it.

[00:13:21] They don't want to fight anymore.

[00:13:23] Which is, you know...

[00:13:24] Very understandable.

[00:13:25] That's my take.

[00:13:27] Huh?

[00:13:27] You don't want to fight a war?

[00:13:29] Very understandable.

[00:13:35] Warrior Celtics.

[00:13:36] I don't give a shit.

[00:13:37] Starbucks holiday drinks.

[00:13:39] Are they already doing that?

[00:13:41] The Starbucks menu.

[00:13:42] Starbucks.

[00:13:42] Starbucks holiday menu.

[00:13:43] So when I...

[00:13:44] It says the trend breakdown.

[00:13:46] These are all the search terms.

[00:13:48] There's 14 more.

[00:13:49] But Starbucks holiday trends.

[00:13:51] Holiday drinks.

[00:13:52] I guess they're...

[00:13:53] Oh, the Peppermint Pump.

[00:13:54] Look, man.

[00:13:54] I'm not a Starbucks bitch.

[00:13:57] Okay?

[00:13:57] I'm not a Starbucks basic bitch.

[00:13:59] But I do like the Peppermint Mocha.

[00:14:03] Peppermint Mocha is fire.

[00:14:05] Okay?

[00:14:07] I guess...

[00:14:07] So good.

[00:14:08] It's like...

[00:14:09] It's like...

[00:14:09] So good.

[00:14:11] I guess it...

[00:14:12] I mean, it is November.

[00:14:14] I guess that's how they distract you from...

[00:14:16] I'll...

[00:14:17] This...

[00:14:18] I'll say this about...

[00:14:19] I was going to say...

[00:14:20] That's how they distract you from the election.

[00:14:22] Whatever.

[00:14:23] Right?

[00:14:23] But I will say this.

[00:14:24] Like, Google...

[00:14:25] The day...

[00:14:26] The day of the election...

[00:14:29] They were showing like...

[00:14:30] Oh, election results.

[00:14:31] Blah, blah, blah.

[00:14:31] And they were showing it basically...

[00:14:33] On the page.

[00:14:36] The day after since...

[00:14:37] Since Trump won.

[00:14:39] They completely hid it, guys.

[00:14:41] It was gone.

[00:14:42] It's like...

[00:14:43] Oh, this is kind of...

[00:14:44] Kind of fishy.

[00:14:45] Oh, you didn't like the result?

[00:14:47] Oh, you're not just going to ignore it?

[00:14:48] You're the biggest search engine...

[00:14:50] And then you're broadcasting something...

[00:14:52] On the page...

[00:14:53] And you didn't like the results...

[00:14:54] And now you're hiding it?

[00:14:55] What are you, me?

[00:14:57] You're hiding your entire childhood?

[00:15:01] All right.

[00:15:03] Fed rate cut.

[00:15:04] Ooh.

[00:15:06] Fed rate cut.

[00:15:07] I like that.

[00:15:09] Go down, man.

[00:15:10] Less interest rates.

[00:15:11] Come on.

[00:15:13] Kamala addresses the nation.

[00:15:15] Now, I saw this earlier...

[00:15:17] And I like that this...

[00:15:20] Kamala addresses...

[00:15:21] I mean, she conceded the loss...

[00:15:23] Or whatever it's called, right?

[00:15:26] And in the trend breakdown...

[00:15:28] It says Tim Waltz crying.

[00:15:31] Oh, my God.

[00:15:37] That's great.

[00:15:39] That's fucking beautiful.

[00:15:41] All right.

[00:15:42] Now, I will say this.

[00:15:44] The Europa League is still showing up.

[00:15:46] This is one of the biggest search trends...

[00:15:50] In the country right now.

[00:15:51] In the past 24 hours.

[00:15:52] 50,000 people are looking up the Europa League.

[00:15:55] Man.

[00:15:56] There's a lot of Latinos in this country now, guys.

[00:16:00] Because Americans don't give a shit about soccer, man.

[00:16:03] You really do not.

[00:16:06] The greatest sport ever.

[00:16:08] Football.

[00:16:10] All right.

[00:16:11] One more.

[00:16:13] And...

[00:16:13] So, there's a bunch of other ones.

[00:16:16] But...

[00:16:17] Biden, Speech.

[00:16:19] Yemma C.

[00:16:19] SC.

[00:16:20] I don't even know what the fuck that is.

[00:16:22] Outer Banks Season 4 Part 2.

[00:16:24] Don't know what the fuck that is.

[00:16:26] Did JJ die in Season 4?

[00:16:29] I just spoiled something that I don't even know existed.

[00:16:34] Dude, what the...

[00:16:35] This is...

[00:16:36] There's a lot of soccer and basketball, guys.

[00:16:39] Listen.

[00:16:40] UEFA Champions League.

[00:16:41] All right, guys.

[00:16:42] That's enough with that.

[00:16:43] All right?

[00:16:43] I don't know anything about what's going on in the world.

[00:16:46] I don't follow the trends.

[00:16:48] We're clearly in...

[00:16:50] Clearly everybody knows that I don't follow the trends.

[00:16:53] Because I'm not trending.

[00:16:59] But...

[00:17:00] This is something.

[00:17:01] I'll tell you this.

[00:17:02] Live your life.

[00:17:05] Touch your cooch.

[00:17:06] By cooch, I mean...

[00:17:07] Whatever genitalia you have.

[00:17:09] All right?

[00:17:10] It could be your pee-pee.

[00:17:11] It could be your coochie.

[00:17:11] It could be your...

[00:17:13] Your nose.

[00:17:14] I don't know, man.

[00:17:15] Why am I telling you to do that?

[00:17:16] Just have fun, man.

[00:17:17] This is all about having fun.

[00:17:18] I don't give a shit.

[00:17:19] All right, guys.

[00:17:23] Elections don't determine your life.

[00:17:24] All right?

[00:17:26] Just focus directly on you.

[00:17:29] And do whatever thing you can do around you.

[00:17:31] Have fun.

[00:17:32] Make things better around you.

[00:17:34] Okay?

[00:17:34] I don't know why I went all gay there.

[00:17:36] But whatever.

[00:17:37] All right?

[00:17:38] Just do it.

[00:17:40] Just do it, guys.

[00:17:42] All right.

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[00:17:47] I'm going to be starting to...

[00:17:48] I'm going to be posting clips every day about this podcast on the line.

[00:17:52] So, for...

[00:17:52] This...

[00:17:53] I'll tell you my strategy.

[00:17:54] This is what I'm going to do.

[00:17:56] All right?

[00:17:56] I'm just going to be posting them on my podcast feed.

[00:18:00] I'm going to be posting one every day for the most part.

[00:18:03] We'll see.

[00:18:03] I don't know if five a week or every single day, depending on however many I can get from

[00:18:10] the podcast.

[00:18:11] And when that gets some traction, once I hit the 200 followers on the thingy, on the podcast,

[00:18:21] on the podcast Instagram, then I'll start posting them on mine.

[00:18:27] Okay?

[00:18:27] That way I know something's happening.

[00:18:28] So, like, something's happening.

[00:18:30] I'm not...

[00:18:33] I'll post them on TikTok and on YouTube shorts.

[00:18:37] I want to get the followers.

[00:18:39] And then maybe I'll...

[00:18:41] I don't know why I'm embarrassed about posting these on my Instagram.

[00:18:45] But I'll also post, like, jokes.

[00:18:47] But not me on stage.

[00:18:49] I don't want to do that.

[00:18:50] I'll just, like, write a few jokes.

[00:18:52] And then the one that I like, I'll make a clip out of it.

[00:18:55] All right?

[00:18:55] And then eventually, once I got, like, a good curation of stuff to post on the webs, on

[00:19:03] the interwebs, I'll post those on the line as well.

[00:19:06] All right, guys?

[00:19:07] All right.

[00:19:07] That's it.

[00:19:08] So, if you enjoy the podcast, please subscribe.

[00:19:10] Follow me on the line.

[00:19:11] I'm at Halifax Sadie on Instagram.

[00:19:14] HalJSadie on TikTok.

[00:19:19] And I think that's it.

[00:19:21] That's it.

[00:19:22] I love y'all.

[00:19:23] Bye-bye.