There's Too Much Porn! with Caleb Barge - Episode 376

[00:00:00] Hey everybody, welcome back. I have a repeat guest, first repeat guest in the history of this show. Welcome back, Caleb Barge.

[00:00:09] Hey, how's it going? How's it like? Oh, I'm talking to you. What's up?

[00:00:13] Yeah, we're talking. We're not talking to them. They listen. They can't respond.

[00:00:17] This is the same kind of position I am when I'm hitting on women.

[00:00:21] Yeah? Don't hit on me then.

[00:00:23] I won't. Because it's gay. I'm not gonna do that. No, I'm kidding. I would hit on you if I was a lady.

[00:00:28] Yeah? Nah, you're not my stuff. I would like probably abusive dudes.

[00:00:33] Yeah? You like the strong-armed? Being strong-armed and stuff?

[00:00:36] No, I'm just thinking about what I...

[00:00:39] What you would be attracted to if you were a lady?

[00:00:42] Yeah. Or is that what you like?

[00:00:44] No.

[00:00:47] No, but I like chicks that are covered in tattoos and shit.

[00:00:50] But if they don't have them, it's not the biggest deal.

[00:00:53] You know, I think tattoos are attractive.

[00:00:54] So if they're all natural, you're fine with it?

[00:00:57] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:00:59] But also, like I do...

[00:01:02] I like certain things and I think like if I was a lady, would I be attracted to guys that like those certain things?

[00:01:09] Yeah.

[00:01:09] Like tattoos, motorcycles.

[00:01:11] Yeah.

[00:01:12] You know?

[00:01:12] I actually...

[00:01:13] Are there a lot of girls that are like that?

[00:01:17] That like tattoos?

[00:01:18] I mean, I've seen tattooed ladies, but that love motorcycles.

[00:01:22] Yes, I've literally had a girl say to my face, if you ever get a motorcycle, I will fuck you.

[00:01:26] Really?

[00:01:27] Yes.

[00:01:27] And I went, I'll keep that in mind.

[00:01:29] I'll get it right.

[00:01:31] You want to come buy it right now?

[00:01:32] No, that's literally...

[00:01:33] She told me she was a bartender in New York City and she was like...

[00:01:38] I don't know.

[00:01:38] She wasn't even that...

[00:01:39] I don't know.

[00:01:39] She was just like kind of like very openly sexual and stuff like that.

[00:01:43] And she was just telling me and my friend a story at the bar.

[00:01:50] And basically, she said...

[00:01:55] Oh, she got picked up by...

[00:01:57] She saw some dude with a motorcycle and he was like, what's up?

[00:01:59] And she got in the back and went back to his place and had sex with him.

[00:02:02] And I was like, really?

[00:02:03] And she goes, yeah, if you ever got a motorcycle, I would fuck you.

[00:02:05] So pretty much she was saying like, if you have one, I'm going to bang you.

[00:02:08] Yeah.

[00:02:09] And I met another girl once that literally heard a motorcycle outside while I was talking to her.

[00:02:15] And she was like, oh my God.

[00:02:16] And she was like, who's is it?

[00:02:18] Like she was looking.

[00:02:19] You're like, it's mine, baby.

[00:02:20] Want to go for a ride?

[00:02:21] Every once in a while...

[00:02:22] Yeah.

[00:02:22] Every once in a while, a woman will just be like, I want to have sex with that guy.

[00:02:26] Really?

[00:02:27] Yeah.

[00:02:27] It's insane.

[00:02:28] It's weird.

[00:02:28] I don't know why.

[00:02:29] It's the danger thing, I'm guessing.

[00:02:30] Yeah.

[00:02:31] Well, I mean, it's dangerous, man.

[00:02:33] It's a fucking dangerous thing.

[00:02:34] I mean, I honestly, I got a motorcycle and I immediately was like,

[00:02:38] all right, I want to get tattoos now.

[00:02:42] Yeah.

[00:02:42] Yeah.

[00:02:42] Because I hadn't...

[00:02:43] The thing is, I hadn't been able to get tattoos for so long because I was worrying about

[00:02:47] if I made it in standup or something.

[00:02:49] Mm-hmm.

[00:02:49] If I became an actor, if I had to do acting, I wouldn't want to have tattoos.

[00:02:53] And then I think it was like two or three years ago, I was just like, I don't fucking

[00:02:56] care anymore.

[00:02:57] Yeah, but they covered them up anyway.

[00:02:59] I don't want to act.

[00:02:59] Yeah, but I don't want to act anyway.

[00:03:01] Yeah.

[00:03:01] Really.

[00:03:02] I'm not interested in it.

[00:03:03] I'm not good at it.

[00:03:04] Yeah.

[00:03:04] I would...

[00:03:05] If someone asked me to do it, I would do it.

[00:03:07] Yeah.

[00:03:07] But like, if I, you know, I'm not going to go out of my way to try to be an actor.

[00:03:10] Yeah, dude, auditioning sucks.

[00:03:11] Have you ever auditioned for stuff?

[00:03:13] Yes, and I'm pretty sure the guy wanted to have sex with me.

[00:03:15] Really?

[00:03:15] He was a gay guy.

[00:03:16] Did you not want to?

[00:03:18] Absolutely not.

[00:03:18] You don't want the part?

[00:03:19] No.

[00:03:20] What are you willing to do to get the part?

[00:03:23] Not...

[00:03:23] Not that?

[00:03:24] Yeah.

[00:03:25] I don't even know what...

[00:03:25] I fucking remember I was auditioning.

[00:03:27] It was like this weird thing.

[00:03:30] And gay guys do this like thing where there's some gay guys that are like high handsome.

[00:03:35] They hit on you like that.

[00:03:36] But then there's some that just grill you.

[00:03:38] Yeah.

[00:03:38] And they're just like...

[00:03:39] I think it's like with any authority.

[00:03:41] They like grill you and you're just...

[00:03:42] It makes you very uncomfortable.

[00:03:44] But it's also like a sexual thing.

[00:03:46] Mm-hmm.

[00:03:46] And I would...

[00:03:47] This is the reason why I think he wanted to fuck me.

[00:03:50] Because I was in the waiting room for the show, for the audition.

[00:03:54] And then this guy comes out of the bathroom and he beelines and looks at me.

[00:03:59] And he walks right to me and goes, hi can I help you?

[00:04:01] And I was like, yeah I'm here for...

[00:04:03] I'm just here for the audition.

[00:04:04] He's like, okay.

[00:04:05] And he basically like...

[00:04:08] I wasn't standing out as looking lost.

[00:04:11] Yeah.

[00:04:12] He came out of the bathroom and looked at me and beeline right towards him.

[00:04:15] Just zeroed in on you.

[00:04:16] Yeah.

[00:04:16] And I was like, alright.

[00:04:17] And then during the audition, he was being like...

[00:04:20] He wanted me to get the part.

[00:04:22] Yeah.

[00:04:22] He was trying to help me.

[00:04:24] And then he's like, you need...

[00:04:24] Afterwards, he was like, okay, I think we can get you to a second audition.

[00:04:28] I was like, really?

[00:04:30] I don't think I did that well.

[00:04:32] Mm-hmm.

[00:04:33] He...

[00:04:33] Basically what it was, he was like...

[00:04:35] I read the part and he goes, now do it like if you were drunk.

[00:04:39] Yeah.

[00:04:40] And instead of doing what people do where they act drunk...

[00:04:45] Flirt with me.

[00:04:48] No, what I did was I just talked really relaxed.

[00:04:51] Yeah.

[00:04:52] And I was just like happier.

[00:04:54] Okay.

[00:04:55] And I think he liked it.

[00:04:56] He was like, you have potential.

[00:04:58] But then I'm like, I think this guy...

[00:04:59] And he was like literally grilling me with like...

[00:05:02] Fuck with his eyes.

[00:05:02] Yeah.

[00:05:03] And then I didn't have headshots.

[00:05:06] I sent like this headshot my friend fucking made for me.

[00:05:09] He's like, this isn't a headshot.

[00:05:10] And I was like, yeah, it is.

[00:05:11] And he's like, no, it's not.

[00:05:13] And I was like...

[00:05:14] So then he was like, I can get you some headshots.

[00:05:15] And I was like, okay.

[00:05:16] So then I call him and I'm like, look, I don't really have the money at the moment.

[00:05:19] And he was just like...

[00:05:20] And he did his whole thing where he was like, you know, I just think you don't have any confidence.

[00:05:24] So...

[00:05:24] And I was like, I can tell what he was trying to do.

[00:05:28] Yeah.

[00:05:28] And he wanted to build you up to be his little snack.

[00:05:30] I think so.

[00:05:31] Yeah.

[00:05:32] I mean, that's notorious in the acting world.

[00:05:34] Yeah.

[00:05:35] It's a very common thing.

[00:05:36] I mean...

[00:05:36] Yeah.

[00:05:37] Yeah.

[00:05:37] So that was my only experience with it.

[00:05:39] Okay.

[00:05:40] And I'm pretty sure that guy wanted to fuck me.

[00:05:43] Like...

[00:05:44] That sounds...

[00:05:44] It could have been just a gay guy that was weird that day.

[00:05:47] Maybe he really liked you as a person.

[00:05:49] He wanted you to do well.

[00:05:50] I don't think so.

[00:05:51] Do you think all gay people are hitting on you?

[00:05:54] No, but they love me.

[00:05:56] Gay men love me.

[00:05:57] Yeah, I could see that.

[00:05:58] They fucking love me.

[00:06:00] I had a string of that back in the day, but I know what you mean.

[00:06:06] Acting sucks.

[00:06:06] I love acting when it's like you're with your buddies and you're having a good time.

[00:06:11] Yeah.

[00:06:11] But if it's like, you know, you gotta audition and all that bullshit, it sucks.

[00:06:15] Yeah.

[00:06:16] Well, the thing is, I love gay dudes.

[00:06:17] They're like super fun to hang out with.

[00:06:19] Yeah.

[00:06:19] If you want to party.

[00:06:20] Yeah, they're playful.

[00:06:21] Yeah.

[00:06:21] I went to this comedy festival in Illinois, Try By Laughter, and there was a gay

[00:06:28] Asian comedian from fucking L.A. and he was fucking all, I loved him.

[00:06:32] Because we just, it was literally me and my friend Mike.

[00:06:35] Mike just tagged along because it was like an only an hour flight and it was cheap.

[00:06:38] And basically, I was in the festival and we showed up and it was like one of those festivals

[00:06:44] that it's like they treat comics very well.

[00:06:46] Mm-hmm .

[00:06:47] So we just took it as like an initiation to party.

[00:06:50] Mm-hmm .

[00:06:50] And I remember, I showed up to the fucking show hammered.

[00:06:55] Because I didn't pass, I didn't get to the second thing.

[00:06:58] Yeah.

[00:06:58] Basically what happened was I showed up, I got sick when I went, I woke up that morning

[00:07:02] sick and I was like fuck.

[00:07:03] Instead of doing the mature adult thing and just taking DayQuil.

[00:07:07] Yeah.

[00:07:07] I was like, I'll just drink alcohol because it's like, it'll make you not feel sick.

[00:07:11] Oh shit.

[00:07:11] And then I did my bits.

[00:07:14] I mean people were dying in the front row, I just did not move on to the second round.

[00:07:17] Mm-hmm .

[00:07:18] Whatever.

[00:07:18] But so then I was just like, okay, I'm just going to drink.

[00:07:21] Because it started off Thursday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

[00:07:26] That was the festival.

[00:07:28] Yeah.

[00:07:28] So I was on Wednesday, I didn't move on, so I had from Thursday, Friday to Saturday.

[00:07:33] Just to hang out.

[00:07:34] And Saturday was a show that anybody could be on because it was like, anybody in the

[00:07:38] festival could be on if they wanted to.

[00:07:40] So I was like, I'm not doing shit till Saturday.

[00:07:43] And I don't know if you ever been, alcohol is insanely cheap there.

[00:07:47] So.

[00:07:47] I've never been to Chicago.

[00:07:49] It wasn't Chicago.

[00:07:50] Oh, what part of Illinois?

[00:07:51] Maybe not, no Indiana.

[00:07:52] Oh Indiana, I'm sorry.

[00:07:53] I'm sorry.

[00:07:54] Yeah, no, St. Louis.

[00:07:55] St. Louis, okay, never been.

[00:07:56] Maybe it was, I don't fucking know.

[00:07:58] St. Louis, Indiana.

[00:07:59] Midwest.

[00:08:04] I remember going up to this gay guy, because we like, me and my friend Mike loved him,

[00:08:08] because we were partying with him all week.

[00:08:09] And I was just like, did you go up yet?

[00:08:12] And he's just like, dude, I fucking told you I didn't go up yet.

[00:08:16] I kept asking him.

[00:08:17] And I was just like, I'm sorry, I wasted.

[00:08:19] He goes, I know, you're a fucking hot mess.

[00:08:22] And he did that.

[00:08:23] Oh wow.

[00:08:23] He loved it.

[00:08:24] And he was like, if you ever need a place to stay in LA, let me know.

[00:08:28] Okay.

[00:08:29] I don't know who he is anymore.

[00:08:30] I lost touch.

[00:08:32] Did he change as a person, or you just don't know, you don't have his number?

[00:08:36] No, I just, I deleted my social media.

[00:08:38] Oh.

[00:08:39] And I don't know who he is.

[00:08:40] So you're starting over from your social?

[00:08:42] Yes.

[00:08:42] Why?

[00:08:44] Because I wanted to just delete everything and do a clean slate, start over.

[00:08:48] Okay.

[00:08:49] From the beginning.

[00:08:50] All right, I feel ya.

[00:08:51] Yeah.

[00:08:52] So what about you?

[00:08:52] Who are you?

[00:08:53] I'm Hal.

[00:08:55] Yeah, at the beginning, one sec.

[00:08:56] At the beginning of this show, you were saying that you wanted to figure out who I was.

[00:09:01] Yeah, because you got a Muslim name, but you're not Muslim.

[00:09:05] So it's not a Muslim name, it's an Arab name.

[00:09:07] I know, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

[00:09:09] So my parents are Lebanese, but they're Christian Lebanese.

[00:09:15] Okay.

[00:09:17] And Lebanon used to be like 50-50.

[00:09:19] Yeah.

[00:09:20] But at some point, I don't know what happened, and now it's like, they're like a big, like

[00:09:24] a small minority, it's like five or 10% is Christian in Lebanon.

[00:09:28] Uh-huh.

[00:09:29] And the rest is Muslim.

[00:09:31] But when my dad left Lebanon, it was like a 50-50 sort of deal.

[00:09:37] Yeah.

[00:09:37] And I grew up in Costa Rica.

[00:09:41] Mm-hmm.

[00:09:42] Lebanese parents.

[00:09:43] My mom's parents, her dad born in Lebanon, her mom Lebanese, born in Costa Rica.

[00:09:49] And my dad's just like full Lebanese, like he was born there, his parents were born there.

[00:09:54] Yeah.

[00:09:56] So, out of all my siblings, I'm the only one that has an Arab name.

[00:10:03] Oh.

[00:10:03] Everybody else, Vanessa, Carla, Albert.

[00:10:08] Yeah.

[00:10:08] Khalil.

[00:10:09] Khalil.

[00:10:10] Yeah, that's my full name.

[00:10:12] Interesting.

[00:10:12] Okay, that makes sense now.

[00:10:13] Yeah.

[00:10:14] Yeah.

[00:10:14] Because you're, you're, you're, you're, you're Costa Rican technically.

[00:10:18] Yeah.

[00:10:19] Yeah.

[00:10:20] And then your name is Khalil.

[00:10:21] Yeah.

[00:10:22] With a K in front of it.

[00:10:23] Yeah.

[00:10:23] It's very confusing to have like, my whole life, dude, I, I.

[00:10:27] Yeah.

[00:10:27] People, people at airports do not believe you.

[00:10:30] You know what?

[00:10:31] Being white has helped at the airports for some reason.

[00:10:33] Yes, you do look white.

[00:10:34] It's even more confusing.

[00:10:36] Yeah.

[00:10:36] Because I, I don't look, I only look.

[00:10:38] You look like a Peter.

[00:10:39] Yeah.

[00:10:40] You could keep the past as a beard.

[00:10:40] I only look Arab when I'm, when I'm like a full beard.

[00:10:44] Oh.

[00:10:45] People confuse me more for being Jewish than anything else.

[00:10:48] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:10:48] I think it's the schnoz.

[00:10:50] Yeah.

[00:10:51] I would think maybe Jewish, but you look like you could be, you could go for like a Peter.

[00:10:54] Yeah, yeah.

[00:10:55] Not a Khalil.

[00:10:56] I've, I've gotten like, when I first moved to, to America, people would say, oh, you're,

[00:11:01] you're like what?

[00:11:02] Uh, Eastern European.

[00:11:03] That's what I could get all the time.

[00:11:04] When did you learn English?

[00:11:05] Oh my gosh.

[00:11:06] So my dad, uh, since I was, I was, I was born cause my dad, he grew up in Canada.

[00:11:12] Uh.

[00:11:12] So he, he moved from Lebanon to, to Canada when he was like 13.

[00:11:16] Dude, I'm taking Spanish classes.

[00:11:18] My teacher, ah, last night cause I had a, I have private tutor and it's just expensive,

[00:11:25] man.

[00:11:25] Uh, he eventually was like, all right, Caleb, um, do you think this way is helping?

[00:11:31] Cause he was trying to figure me out and I go, dude, honestly, I don't know.

[00:11:34] And he like got a, I think he got upset.

[00:11:36] But what is, what, what, what was he doing?

[00:11:38] This listening comprehension.

[00:11:40] But while I'm doing this, I'm looking at what he's doing.

[00:11:43] I'm like, I could just fucking do this shit by myself.

[00:11:45] Well, is he just talking and then you're paying attention?

[00:11:48] He's playing like listen, listening exercises and he's helping me try to figure it out.

[00:11:52] And I'm literally, I'm literally, I think that's, what's doing it is I can't concentrate

[00:11:56] because as I'm doing this stuff, I'm like, I could do this by myself and I'm paying

[00:12:01] $60 for an hour and a half.

[00:12:03] Yeah.

[00:12:03] And I'm like, why am I not doing this myself?

[00:12:06] So I think I might just, I paid for one more class.

[00:12:09] So I think I might just not do it anymore.

[00:12:11] But the thing is I started to be, I thought that paying would make me more disciplined.

[00:12:16] It's not.

[00:12:17] It's just like, you're not doing anything on the side other than the class.

[00:12:21] That's it.

[00:12:21] And I'm not like, I try to watch like an hour of something in Spanish.

[00:12:26] Every day?

[00:12:27] You try to, yeah.

[00:12:28] But dude, I can't, I don't know what it is.

[00:12:31] I cannot fucking, my listening comprehension is so bad.

[00:12:35] I would recommend just listen to music because you can hear it over and over again.

[00:12:40] Yeah.

[00:12:40] Because if you're watching like a show or listening to like a podcast or radio or whatever.

[00:12:45] Yeah.

[00:12:45] It's like something that goes on and then you would have to like, like, it's hard to like

[00:12:50] just listen to it again.

[00:12:51] Right?

[00:12:51] Instead of, if you listen to like two or three songs, you'll listen to it over and over again.

[00:12:56] You'll learn the words and then you'll have that pattern in your brain.

[00:13:00] So by the time you hear it in conversation, you're like, oh, I know that word.

[00:13:03] Oh, I know that word.

[00:13:04] Yeah.

[00:13:04] And then when you can have that familiarity, just then you can move on to like actual conversation.

[00:13:11] Yeah.

[00:13:11] I think I need to stop doing the classes because it's a waste of, it's wasting money.

[00:13:15] I think because it's like not really helping.

[00:13:17] Especially, do you have like a workbook or something that you could do?

[00:13:20] They don't do anything with me.

[00:13:21] That's what I'm kind of confused about because like the guy, the guy doesn't, I don't know.

[00:13:26] Like I, um, maybe because I'm just kind of like feeling the teacher out and shit like

[00:13:35] that.

[00:13:41] I'm not, cause in reality you're paying for it.

[00:13:43] Is he a, an actual teacher?

[00:13:45] It sounds like he's.

[00:13:46] No, he's a teacher.

[00:13:47] He works for called language plus, but it sounds like he doesn't have any sort of like a structure

[00:13:52] to what he's doing.

[00:13:55] I might.

[00:13:56] The thing is like, I'm on a Friday at like fucking five 30.

[00:14:02] Oh, so you're just hanging out.

[00:14:04] He might be like done.

[00:14:05] He's ready.

[00:14:06] Yeah.

[00:14:06] He's done dude.

[00:14:06] Yeah.

[00:14:07] You should like get a different sketch.

[00:14:09] Like I can't, there's nothing else.

[00:14:11] Uh, that's the only day he's available.

[00:14:13] He's probably, that's the thing is he's probably the only one who wanted to take it.

[00:14:17] Everybody's probably like, I don't want a five 30 fucking class.

[00:14:19] I don't know.

[00:14:20] Friday, but they live in El Paso.

[00:14:22] It was a different time zone.

[00:14:23] So technically it's four 30 for him.

[00:14:24] El Paso.

[00:14:25] Yeah.

[00:14:26] Texas.

[00:14:27] That's not a different time zone.

[00:14:28] It is.

[00:14:29] Really?

[00:14:29] Yeah.

[00:14:29] That's how big Texas is.

[00:14:31] What time zone is it?

[00:14:32] Mountain.

[00:14:34] Really?

[00:14:34] Yeah.

[00:14:35] I had no idea.

[00:14:36] Yeah.

[00:14:37] It's weird.

[00:14:37] It's how big Texas is.

[00:14:38] Damn dude.

[00:14:39] I had, you can't get a teacher that's in like here.

[00:14:44] They're too expensive.

[00:14:46] I tried man.

[00:14:48] This, this, this, um, this is, none of this is funny, but, uh, it's okay.

[00:14:52] We'll, we'll, we'll find something.

[00:14:53] No, basically like I tried to do, they have like, uh, in the morning you can do like two

[00:15:00] to three hours every day for five days a week.

[00:15:02] Yeah.

[00:15:03] And I was like, I think it's going to be better.

[00:15:05] And like, I was like, honestly, a private tutor is the way to go.

[00:15:09] And I was like, okay, I can only do one day a week.

[00:15:11] I was like, do you think that's going to really work?

[00:15:13] And then they were like, we have good reviews.

[00:15:15] And I was like, I don't, I'm going to fucking cancel it.

[00:15:19] Yeah.

[00:15:19] You should cancel it.

[00:15:20] It sounds like this guy's just hanging out with you, man.

[00:15:23] I think it is a little bit.

[00:15:24] You're paying someone to hang out.

[00:15:26] That's it.

[00:15:27] What, that's kind of what it feels like a little bit.

[00:15:28] Is he at least speaking Spanish?

[00:15:30] Yeah.

[00:15:31] Yeah, he is.

[00:15:32] But sometimes he'll like try to tell me a story about something in Spanish and I'll

[00:15:36] just be like, and he'll write down all the vocabulary that he's doing.

[00:15:40] And I'm like, none of this is fucking helping me.

[00:15:43] Like I don't, and honestly, I'm like, dude, he'll show me stuff.

[00:15:47] And I'm like, what is that word?

[00:15:49] And he'll be like, uh, this is like a, I'm like, I don't understand.

[00:15:53] I don't, I don't know.

[00:15:54] He doesn't feel like, you need like, I think, well, I think I'm confusing to them because

[00:15:58] I know a lot of Spanish and I can speak it and I can read it and understand it.

[00:16:03] Perfect.

[00:16:03] I can, if I can, if I see Spanish, I can read it.

[00:16:06] I can perfectly kind of understand it.

[00:16:08] Yeah.

[00:16:08] But if I listen to it, I'm like, I have no fucking idea unless there's words.

[00:16:12] Huh?

[00:16:14] That.

[00:16:15] So, well, you spent four months in Costa Rica, right?

[00:16:18] So.

[00:16:19] So.

[00:16:20] Durante cuatro meses.

[00:16:21] That's grammatically incorrect, but.

[00:16:24] It is.

[00:16:26] How are you supposed to, that's Costa Rican Spanish.

[00:16:28] I just say for, for, for cuatro meses.

[00:16:31] Por cuatro meses?

[00:16:33] Yeah.

[00:16:33] Or.

[00:16:33] In my, in my, in my libro de, uh, uh, español de Costa Rica.

[00:16:39] Uh, um, Dice, Dice, Dice, Durante cuatro meses.

[00:16:46] But, uh.

[00:16:48] Okay.

[00:16:49] I mean, yeah, Durante, it's just like, it's, Durante is like saying like during.

[00:16:54] Si.

[00:16:55] So you were in Costa Rica during four months.

[00:16:57] I think you're supposed to say, vive in Costa Rica Durante cuatro meses.

[00:17:02] Well, don't listen to me.

[00:17:03] I'm also not really good at Spanish.

[00:17:05] Yeah.

[00:17:05] Like I know how to speak and write, but I was really bad.

[00:17:08] Like I failed Spanish.

[00:17:10] What?

[00:17:10] Yeah.

[00:17:11] So how good can you speak?

[00:17:12] I'm like, I'm fluent.

[00:17:14] Yeah.

[00:17:14] But like, I, I failed Spanish in eighth grade.

[00:17:18] So.

[00:17:18] So, but that's your native language.

[00:17:20] Yeah.

[00:17:21] Yeah.

[00:17:21] It's funny.

[00:17:22] I had a.

[00:17:23] No.

[00:17:24] I had an.

[00:17:25] People fail English and shit.

[00:17:26] Eight F streak in my tests.

[00:17:28] Yeah.

[00:17:28] In Spanish.

[00:17:29] I was actually very good at English.

[00:17:31] Really?

[00:17:31] Yeah.

[00:17:32] I was, um, like diagramming a sentence.

[00:17:35] I was super good at that shit.

[00:17:37] Cause it's just logic.

[00:17:38] Yeah.

[00:17:40] Here's where I think it was messed up.

[00:17:42] My, my native language is Spanish, but my brain processes in English.

[00:17:48] Cause I, I was speaking both of the languages.

[00:17:50] Yeah.

[00:17:50] Since I was a kid.

[00:17:51] So I think I would organize words in Spanish the way they would be in English.

[00:17:56] Mm.

[00:17:56] And that was wrong.

[00:17:57] So it took me like, honestly, to like 10th grade that I realized that I was doing it.

[00:18:04] I knew I was doing it wrong cause I was failing.

[00:18:06] Yeah.

[00:18:06] But until 10th grade is when I'm like, oh, this is how you do it.

[00:18:09] It's cause I was cheating off a guy is, uh, like, uh, essay.

[00:18:14] Yeah.

[00:18:15] I had, I forgot to do an essay.

[00:18:16] I'm like, Hey man, can I just see your essay just to see what you wrote?

[00:18:20] I cheated a lot in school.

[00:18:21] Yeah.

[00:18:21] I hated school so much.

[00:18:22] Yeah.

[00:18:22] I'd be like this one kid named Aaron.

[00:18:24] I'd be like, yo, what are the answers?

[00:18:25] He's like, how about you, um, study, do this, do it yourself, Caleb.

[00:18:29] And I was just like, why don't you shut the fuck up?

[00:18:32] Jesus Christ.

[00:18:32] Be a friend.

[00:18:33] Were you a bully?

[00:18:34] No, no, no.

[00:18:35] But he was just like, I was like, come on.

[00:18:37] And he was just like, no, I'm not giving to you.

[00:18:40] I was like, all right.

[00:18:40] I would just be like, can I, can I have the answers?

[00:18:42] And he'd be like, no.

[00:18:43] I'd be like, the thing is I would help him out when I had the chance.

[00:18:46] Yeah.

[00:18:46] But the thing is he always had the answers.

[00:18:49] I, he was smart, but I, I, I had, I, I had a similar situation.

[00:18:53] Like when someone asked me for something, I always give it to them.

[00:18:55] And then when I would ask them, Oh, do it yourself, man.

[00:18:58] And I'm like, yeah, bro, I fucking gave you everything.

[00:19:00] I was not a bully.

[00:19:02] I remember I got bullied a lot and I remember I bullied a kid once and I saw his face and

[00:19:07] it hurt.

[00:19:08] I never forgot it.

[00:19:09] Yeah.

[00:19:10] It was like, wow, I heard that guy's feelings.

[00:19:12] Yeah.

[00:19:13] I hate hurting people's feelings.

[00:19:14] What did you do?

[00:19:15] But the thing is I don't really care anymore cause as a comic, you can't really care about

[00:19:19] that shit.

[00:19:19] Yeah.

[00:19:20] Because I was literally like, dude, why are you hanging out with us?

[00:19:23] I was mean.

[00:19:24] I was like a mean girl.

[00:19:26] Yeah.

[00:19:26] I was, that's the thing is I was ashamed cause I was acting like a little fucking bitch

[00:19:30] being like, why are you hanging out with us?

[00:19:31] And the kid was just like, to be fair, he just started hanging out with us and I kind

[00:19:35] of was like, who are you?

[00:19:37] Yeah.

[00:19:38] He was in like a grade below us and he wanted to hang out with the cool kids, you know?

[00:19:41] And we were just, I was just like, who the fuck are you?

[00:19:43] What are you doing?

[00:19:44] Yeah.

[00:19:44] And I was, I gave him shit and I remember his face being like really upset.

[00:19:48] Yeah.

[00:19:49] And then he never hung out with us ever again.

[00:19:52] Yeah.

[00:19:52] Yeah.

[00:19:52] Did you just, did he kill himself?

[00:19:54] Hopefully not.

[00:19:56] Hopefully not.

[00:19:59] Hopefully not.

[00:20:00] Yeah.

[00:20:00] Pretty sure I saw a picture of him and he has a gun in his profile picture.

[00:20:03] I'm like, that's cause of me.

[00:20:04] That's cause of me, bro.

[00:20:05] He's fucking trying to protect himself.

[00:20:08] Yeah.

[00:20:08] Next time somebody goes, who's this?

[00:20:10] I'll go, I'll tell you the fuck this is.

[00:20:14] My name is Daniel.

[00:20:15] I think it was.

[00:20:16] Yeah.

[00:20:17] Yeah.

[00:20:17] Well, at least you got his name.

[00:20:20] I don't know if that's, that's not his real name.

[00:20:22] I don't fucking know.

[00:20:23] That's why I think, that's why I said, I think it was.

[00:20:25] Okay.

[00:20:26] But yeah, I didn't fucking, I hate bullies dude.

[00:20:28] I hate them so much.

[00:20:29] Yeah.

[00:20:30] But I think comics overall are very sensitive people that just stopped caring about being

[00:20:37] sensitive.

[00:20:38] Does that make sense?

[00:20:39] Like they're sensitive themselves, but they stopped being, well, a lot of comics.

[00:20:44] They just become numb to a lot of shit because they were so sensitive.

[00:20:47] Yeah.

[00:20:48] I mean, I think a lot of comics had fucked up childhoods or something like, I don't know,

[00:20:54] man.

[00:20:55] Like there's comics here who are ladies who are only fans.

[00:21:00] I, I cannot stand that shit to be honest.

[00:21:02] Mm.

[00:21:02] What the only fans or the, that women that have only fans in their comics.

[00:21:06] It's like, how much attention do you need?

[00:21:08] That's a lot.

[00:21:09] How much attention do you need?

[00:21:10] Yeah.

[00:21:10] There's one or the other.

[00:21:11] I mean, I guess they want to make do without having to work.

[00:21:14] Cause a lot of them are actually comics.

[00:21:16] They're just fucking, uh, models, only fans models that do standup and they're actually

[00:21:21] taking up fucking spots cause they, yeah.

[00:21:23] Well, cause they were women and then people want to have women on their lineup.

[00:21:26] Yeah.

[00:21:27] Look, I like comedy so much that like, I get annoyed when people are fucking just like up

[00:21:32] there and taking up spots.

[00:21:34] No, I get it.

[00:21:34] If they're not actually like, if not, they're not being funny or anything like it's like,

[00:21:38] yeah, I get it.

[00:21:40] I get it, man.

[00:21:41] It's interesting.

[00:21:42] I, I get why they're doing the only fans.

[00:21:44] I see.

[00:21:45] They don't want to work.

[00:21:46] Yeah.

[00:21:46] I mean, I think that's a privilege that women have and I think it's a good thing.

[00:21:50] I mean, I'm kind of being a dick right now.

[00:21:51] Like it's, it's fine.

[00:21:53] I'm not surprised Caleb.

[00:21:54] Yeah.

[00:21:54] Yeah.

[00:21:55] But you can be an only fans model.

[00:21:57] You are a bully, you know?

[00:21:58] Yeah, I know.

[00:21:59] Oh, you can continue.

[00:22:00] No, but it's just like, I just don't, I just don't take them serious.

[00:22:03] I guess that's what it is.

[00:22:04] Well, cause all they all, they just talk about fucking dating and.

[00:22:08] Yeah.

[00:22:09] I don't know.

[00:22:10] It's just, I don't know.

[00:22:11] Whatever.

[00:22:11] They can do whatever they want.

[00:22:12] This is America.

[00:22:14] It's America, bitch.

[00:22:15] You should be able to do whatever you like and also, but like literally every female comic

[00:22:20] I know at this point is an only fan.

[00:22:23] So it didn't used to be like that because it didn't exist when I was a kid.

[00:22:26] Yeah.

[00:22:26] You know, but a lot of them.

[00:22:28] Do you think they're actually, I know some of them are making money, but do you think

[00:22:31] all of them are making money?

[00:22:33] I think a lot of them are.

[00:22:35] Yeah.

[00:22:36] Even the, there's some pretty fucking girls.

[00:22:38] Not fair looking ones.

[00:22:39] I don't think they have only, I think the ones that are really pretty fucking are going

[00:22:45] to have the only fans, you know?

[00:22:47] I mean, that's a privilege that women have.

[00:22:51] They're just superior to us sexually.

[00:22:53] Like, I mean, nobody wants to look at men.

[00:22:56] No, not even men except gay guys.

[00:22:59] Yeah.

[00:22:59] But gay guys are like very in shape.

[00:23:03] So they're like, they could just go to like a gay bar and they're already hooking

[00:23:07] up.

[00:23:07] They could go to a bathroom.

[00:23:08] Yeah.

[00:23:08] That's all they need to do.

[00:23:10] Guys have it so easy that way.

[00:23:12] They're like, oh.

[00:23:13] I don't think I've ever told you this how I, I almost got two gay guys try to fuck me

[00:23:20] at the same time.

[00:23:21] What?

[00:23:22] Are you sure you're not gay?

[00:23:24] Yes.

[00:23:25] No, that's the thing.

[00:23:26] I'm fucking, I like, I like hanging out with everybody.

[00:23:29] And gay guys have drugs.

[00:23:30] Yeah.

[00:23:31] Also you're taking the drugs and then they're, this is what happened.

[00:23:34] I was drunk one night.

[00:23:35] I was drunk one night in New York city and I was hanging out with my friend and I was

[00:23:40] like, I really want to do coke.

[00:23:41] Yeah.

[00:23:42] He kept being like, dude, why?

[00:23:43] Let's just fucking hang out.

[00:23:45] I was like, for some reason I wanted to do coke.

[00:23:47] And then I saw two gay guys at the bar and I went, I bet they have coke.

[00:23:53] And he goes, that's stereotyping.

[00:23:54] And I was like, I walked up to them and I was like, do you guys have coke?

[00:23:57] And they went, yeah.

[00:23:58] And I was like, boom.

[00:24:00] Yeah.

[00:24:01] And he was like, all right.

[00:24:01] So then we were talking and hanging out with them.

[00:24:03] I think I did some of the bathroom or whatever.

[00:24:05] And then he's like, they said, and they were with a chick too.

[00:24:09] They were hanging out with a chick.

[00:24:10] So it was me and my friend Rob, these two gay guys and this chick.

[00:24:13] And I was hot.

[00:24:15] I don't remember, but I think I was trying to do that.

[00:24:19] Whatever.

[00:24:20] They were like, hey, we're going to go back to my apartment, back to our apartment

[00:24:24] because they were a couple gay guys.

[00:24:26] Do you want to come?

[00:24:27] And we were like, yeah.

[00:24:27] And I remember we were walking and my friend Rob's like, I have a kid.

[00:24:31] I'm leaving.

[00:24:31] Yeah.

[00:24:32] And I was like, I can't do this anymore.

[00:24:33] Yeah.

[00:24:34] I went, dude.

[00:24:34] All right.

[00:24:35] And then he just disappeared.

[00:24:36] So I went back and we're in their apartment and I was like, dude, give me a tour, man.

[00:24:41] This is cool.

[00:24:42] It was me, the two gay guys, and then the girl.

[00:24:46] So then-

[00:24:46] Was that a big apartment?

[00:24:47] It was decent.

[00:24:48] It was pretty nice.

[00:24:49] And in New York City, I was living in like a fucking-

[00:24:52] Were they cocaine dealers?

[00:24:53] No, but it was just a nice apartment.

[00:24:55] I was living in like a fucking basement studio.

[00:24:59] Yeah.

[00:24:59] It got no sunlight.

[00:25:00] So I was like, this place is nice.

[00:25:01] You're literally in a cave.

[00:25:03] Yeah.

[00:25:04] I almost got dark down there.

[00:25:06] Yeah.

[00:25:08] I could see that.

[00:25:08] It was dark in my head for a while.

[00:25:10] I could see that, man.

[00:25:12] Yeah.

[00:25:12] I almost fucking-

[00:25:13] You need sunlight.

[00:25:14] Yes, you do.

[00:25:17] So, I'm like, show me, give me a tour, dude.

[00:25:19] So he's showing me around the apartment.

[00:25:21] Then he shows me the bathroom.

[00:25:24] Yeah.

[00:25:24] So I go into the bathroom.

[00:25:25] I'm looking around.

[00:25:26] I'm like, this place is nice.

[00:25:27] I turn around.

[00:25:28] He closes the door and he just takes his dick out.

[00:25:30] Oh shit.

[00:25:31] And he was very proud of it.

[00:25:33] What did you do?

[00:25:35] I just went, oh, no, no, dude, no.

[00:25:40] No.

[00:25:40] And he goes, what?

[00:25:43] He was like, proud of it.

[00:25:44] You know, like, like when Ryu or Ken win in Street Fighter at the end, how they stand like

[00:25:50] that.

[00:25:50] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:25:51] Even his dick was like flapping in the room.

[00:25:54] Like the headband.

[00:25:55] Like their headband.

[00:25:56] You know?

[00:25:57] So, um-

[00:25:57] I'm sorry, man.

[00:25:58] I forgot to put the TV on.

[00:26:00] That's okay.

[00:26:00] So I'm just like constantly checking that it's recording.

[00:26:02] Anyway.

[00:26:03] So then, yeah.

[00:26:03] So then, I was like, no, man.

[00:26:06] He goes, oh.

[00:26:07] And he gets like upset and he sits down and he's all sad and he's even put his penis back

[00:26:13] in his pants.

[00:26:14] Even his dick-

[00:26:14] Is he still hard at the time?

[00:26:15] He wasn't hard.

[00:26:16] It was just-

[00:26:16] Now it's just like-

[00:26:18] And even his penis looked sad, you know?

[00:26:22] Like, aw.

[00:26:22] And I was like, dude, it's okay.

[00:26:24] It's okay, man.

[00:26:24] Don't worry.

[00:26:25] So he stands up and he zips his thing and puts it away and I went-

[00:26:29] Then I started to approach him.

[00:26:30] I went, dude, it's all right.

[00:26:31] You made a mistake.

[00:26:32] Yeah.

[00:26:33] I'm not into this.

[00:26:34] And then I gave him a hug and I went, we're gonna get more coke though, right?

[00:26:37] And he goes, yeah.

[00:26:37] And I was like, all right.

[00:26:39] So then I stayed and I proceeded to drink heavily.

[00:26:43] They had tons of alcohol.

[00:26:44] Yeah.

[00:26:45] Because I thought more coke was coming.

[00:26:46] And then at one point the two gay guys went in their room and they started like making

[00:26:50] out on the bed by themselves.

[00:26:51] And me and this girl were alone.

[00:26:53] I'm like, okay.

[00:26:54] Wanna make out?

[00:26:56] Yeah.

[00:26:57] No, I don't know what happened.

[00:26:58] We were just both talking because we were all on coke.

[00:27:00] And I don't know what happened but I blacked out.

[00:27:03] Oh.

[00:27:03] And when I came to, the girl was gone and there was the gay guy sitting right next to me and

[00:27:11] one sitting right in front of me.

[00:27:12] And they were like, you should come into the room with us.

[00:27:14] Like, I woke up out of a blackout because of an adrenaline rush.

[00:27:18] Damn.

[00:27:19] And I was like, uh, and I had to be like, yo, back away from me.

[00:27:26] Not gay.

[00:27:26] They were like, come on, come on.

[00:27:29] And I was just like, no man, I couldn't even talk really.

[00:27:32] So then, when I finally was able to get up, I like got up and I just ran out of their

[00:27:39] apartment.

[00:27:41] And thank God for Uber because I had no idea where I was.

[00:27:46] I was on next to a fucking highway.

[00:27:48] Oh shit.

[00:27:49] Even the Uber driver picked me up.

[00:27:50] He's like, what are you doing?

[00:27:51] What is this?

[00:27:53] And I was like, just take me the fuck off, dude.

[00:27:55] Just get me out of here, man.

[00:27:56] Yeah.

[00:27:57] And this was back where Uber, before they would, they would pay for your thing and then

[00:28:02] charge your credit card.

[00:28:03] And if you didn't have enough money, they'd be like, oh, you owe it to us.

[00:28:06] And they, oh, so you're like, it was this like a brand fucking new like Uber, like the

[00:28:11] pilot program.

[00:28:13] Yeah, pretty much.

[00:28:13] So I would just do that a lot.

[00:28:15] And I would just pay when I had, I would pay it to be able to ride again when I had

[00:28:18] the money.

[00:28:18] I didn't have the money at the time.

[00:28:20] I don't think so.

[00:28:21] Like literally it was like, I was just like, so the moral of the story is don't stereotype,

[00:28:27] I think.

[00:28:27] Yeah.

[00:28:29] Cause if I had just avoided stereotyping.

[00:28:32] Yeah.

[00:28:32] You wouldn't have been in that mess in the first place.

[00:28:35] But, um, but the thing is also like, I had one of my best friends in New York city

[00:28:38] was gay and his name was James and he died two and a half years ago from a drug overdose.

[00:28:45] Damn.

[00:28:45] Yeah.

[00:28:45] Is that like a, a gay thing?

[00:28:48] They just like do a lot of drugs.

[00:28:51] Yeah.

[00:28:51] They look, well, a lot of them do, but, um, I don't know from my, it's like a stereotype.

[00:28:57] Gay guys love drugs.

[00:28:58] Okay.

[00:28:58] Like I've heard multiple people be like, Hey dude, what the fuck they always have?

[00:29:03] I mean, they're not, I mean, I don't know.

[00:29:07] There's just no, they love partying.

[00:29:09] I mean, I could, they're free from women, bro.

[00:29:12] I don't know if I, if I was in that position, I'd probably be.

[00:29:17] Well, the thing about this is like women are the ones that who kind of control men's

[00:29:20] behavior in nature, I think.

[00:29:22] Yeah.

[00:29:22] Well, they, they, they kind of want you to behave a certain way.

[00:29:25] So you, so if you're not, yes, if you're not attracted to that, if you're not attracted

[00:29:30] to women, you have no, no, you don't need that.

[00:29:32] You don't, you don't have any, if a guy, if a guy will still be like, you're a fucking

[00:29:37] hot meth and still have sex with you.

[00:29:39] Yeah.

[00:29:39] They'll be like, I mean, I've heard stories about gay couples being like, bro, it's the

[00:29:43] best.

[00:29:44] They're like fucking all the time.

[00:29:45] Just having fun.

[00:29:47] There's no problems.

[00:29:47] Cause they're dudes.

[00:29:48] They're not arguing.

[00:29:49] That's why they're, that's why straight people didn't like gay people for a while.

[00:29:52] I think cause I'm like, this is, they're jealous.

[00:29:54] Yeah.

[00:29:54] I think it is jealous.

[00:29:55] Yeah.

[00:29:57] Cause I mean, if, if I were gay, I love it because they do it right, man.

[00:30:03] Like, yeah, they're not, they're not attracted to, they're not trapped by the attraction to

[00:30:09] a woman.

[00:30:10] And basically they don't have to be act a certain way.

[00:30:13] They can act however they want and they can party as much as they want because I mean,

[00:30:18] look, there are gay couples that are like, are like, he's drinking too much.

[00:30:22] It's just too much.

[00:30:23] Like my one friend James, he was in a relationship with a gay guy, obviously only the only relationship

[00:30:29] I've ever saw him in and he was like, he's like an alcoholic.

[00:30:32] He drinks way too much.

[00:30:34] And I was just, but I was like, dude, you drink every fucking night.

[00:30:36] What are you talking about?

[00:30:37] Yeah.

[00:30:37] He goes, but he gets sloppy.

[00:30:38] So as long as you maintain, it's fine.

[00:30:41] They're fine.

[00:30:42] Yeah.

[00:30:42] But some relationships with men and women are the same way, you know?

[00:30:46] Yeah.

[00:30:47] I've seen very, very dark relationships that you know, like these people are, are not

[00:30:52] good for each other cause nobody balances each other out.

[00:30:55] No, you should be making your, the other person better.

[00:30:57] Yeah.

[00:30:59] Like I don't honestly, like I used to think I'm reading this book.

[00:31:03] It's called the value of others.

[00:31:04] Yeah.

[00:31:05] It's basically talking about how every relationship is a subconscious barter system of values that

[00:31:13] you, of goods that you provide that somebody else values.

[00:31:18] So basically like, and we don't like to look at it like that because we're like, oh,

[00:31:21] we're in love and blah, blah, blah.

[00:31:23] We like each other.

[00:31:24] We're like, you know, if you have a friend and they're like, you know, we're like,

[00:31:27] they're not really doing anything for you.

[00:31:29] You fucking stop hanging out with them.

[00:31:30] Yeah.

[00:31:30] And they're always like, Hey man, could you, could you spot me?

[00:31:33] You're like, you don't make me laugh.

[00:31:35] You're annoying.

[00:31:36] You don't give me anything.

[00:31:37] You don't give me, you don't contribute anything to this friendship.

[00:31:39] I'm fucking bouncing.

[00:31:40] Yeah.

[00:31:41] So you gotta re if you look at it like that, then basically you can kind of understand

[00:31:45] how relationships work.

[00:31:47] Yeah.

[00:31:47] It's evolutionary psychology.

[00:31:48] Yeah.

[00:31:49] And you know, women provide certain things and men provide certain things.

[00:31:53] And if you don't, that's why people leave because you're like, you're not doing anything

[00:31:58] for me.

[00:31:58] Yeah.

[00:31:59] So if you're not, if you don't have something that somebody else values and you know, then

[00:32:05] most people, most people want to think that they are dating up.

[00:32:10] Yeah.

[00:32:11] So they are going, okay, there's something that they're better at me at and I like that.

[00:32:17] You gotta be better at them at something.

[00:32:19] Yeah.

[00:32:19] Just for it to be actually stay in there.

[00:32:22] Yeah.

[00:32:23] Because you don't want something that's equal value or less.

[00:32:26] It's just like, I can, what's the point of that?

[00:32:29] Like why, you know, cause here's the thing.

[00:32:31] So this guy who wrote this book, he's actually, there is, you know, I, you know why I bought

[00:32:36] the book?

[00:32:36] Cause I saw, I stumbled upon his YouTube channel.

[00:32:39] It's called psych hacks.

[00:32:40] Okay.

[00:32:40] And he was talking about relationships and I was like, I kind of want to maybe buy this

[00:32:44] guy's book, but I don't know.

[00:32:45] Cause he was like, it's 400 pages long.

[00:32:47] I was like, dude, 400.

[00:32:49] Come on.

[00:32:50] Yeah.

[00:32:50] It's like half of that is probably good.

[00:32:54] It's so I read two chapters so far.

[00:32:57] Is it well written?

[00:32:59] The first chapter is you gotta get, yes.

[00:33:00] But the thing is he's very intelligent and he uses a lot of big words and I'm a fucking

[00:33:03] moron.

[00:33:04] But once you get past the first chapter, I think he kind of puts it there for the like,

[00:33:09] to see if you're cool, if you're like, can you make it?

[00:33:11] Yeah.

[00:33:11] Cause he basically describes the economic system of like trading and value.

[00:33:17] And then he starts comparing it slowly to our subconscious.

[00:33:20] Okay.

[00:33:21] So basically in the beginning, it's like describing why, what, it's not even relationship wise.

[00:33:26] It's like, it's just overall, it's just what, just the economy.

[00:33:29] Yes.

[00:33:29] What humans value and your head spinning afterwards.

[00:33:32] But he says in the beginning, he goes, this is the hardest chapter.

[00:33:35] Just so you know.

[00:33:36] So if you can get through this, it'll be easier.

[00:33:38] I swear.

[00:33:39] But anyway, just like looking at the dictionary, every other word.

[00:33:42] No, I can kind of understand.

[00:33:43] I'm not that dumb, but I can kind of understand.

[00:33:45] Oh, dude, there's books.

[00:33:47] There's books that I'm just like, fuck dude.

[00:33:49] And I gotta look it up.

[00:33:50] And I'm like, that's I've, I've, there's been books.

[00:33:52] I just stopped reading.

[00:33:53] I'm not ready for this book yet.

[00:33:55] Go watch, read other ones.

[00:33:57] I read a book about that.

[00:33:58] My ex-girlfriend let me.

[00:33:59] And it was about like, how the world came about through evolution.

[00:34:04] And there's like a theory that there was like a million years of just rain on the planet

[00:34:09] of Earth.

[00:34:09] Yeah.

[00:34:10] Just raining constantly.

[00:34:11] Yeah.

[00:34:12] Just like a million years.

[00:34:13] And I was like, and it was, you don't understand after a while all the things they're talking

[00:34:18] about.

[00:34:18] I gave up.

[00:34:18] I was like, this is beyond my thing.

[00:34:21] Yeah.

[00:34:21] But anyway, so the reason why I bought this guy's book is because he was talking to

[00:34:24] the video and he goes, he goes, you know, there's a, for an analogy for this, what

[00:34:29] I'm talking about.

[00:34:30] There's a, there's a great comedian named Patrice O'Neill.

[00:34:33] And I was like, so I'm in.

[00:34:35] Yep.

[00:34:35] He references Patrice.

[00:34:37] He's my guy.

[00:34:37] Yep.

[00:34:38] I bought it.

[00:34:39] And he talks about the fisherman analogy.

[00:34:41] So the thing is, which one, the one that you teach a man to fish?

[00:34:45] Yes.

[00:34:46] No, no, you know, basically men are fishermen and they have a boat and you try to catch

[00:34:52] fish, like catch a woman.

[00:34:53] And then what you do is you show it to your friends, like, look what I can catch.

[00:34:57] And then you cast it back in the water and girlfriends or wives or fish that just jump back on the

[00:35:02] boat.

[00:35:03] And then, but then they're like, Hey, why do you still have a boat?

[00:35:07] Yeah.

[00:35:07] And he's like, because I need to show, cause I need to smell, I need to smell like fish

[00:35:11] so you can act right.

[00:35:13] Yeah.

[00:35:14] That's what makes it.

[00:35:14] That's true.

[00:35:15] I mean, it is because women are only attracted to you by the, when you're still like

[00:35:20] yourself.

[00:35:20] So dude, some fucking chicken Costa Rica I dated.

[00:35:24] She was like, she thought she was like, you are so, she saw me on Tinder and was like,

[00:35:29] she spoke fluid English.

[00:35:30] She, we matched.

[00:35:32] She messaged me.

[00:35:33] She was like, we're going on a date.

[00:35:34] I was like, okay.

[00:35:35] So she was obsessed and she's like, you're so handsome.

[00:35:37] I want you.

[00:35:38] And I was like, cool.

[00:35:39] So we went on a date.

[00:35:41] And then after a while, like after like two or three months of me seeing her, she's

[00:35:45] like, you should save your beard off.

[00:35:47] And I was like, no.

[00:35:48] Cause I was like, that's why you like me.

[00:35:50] Yeah.

[00:35:51] And you're trying to bitch me up.

[00:35:52] So other women aren't attracted to me.

[00:35:53] Yeah.

[00:35:54] And then you're not going to be attracted to me.

[00:35:55] Yeah.

[00:35:56] But that's what she's trying to do.

[00:35:57] Like, why do you still have a boat?

[00:35:59] I'm like, because I want to have a boat because I want to be attractive to women for the

[00:36:03] rest of my fucking life.

[00:36:04] Also, as I'm getting older, it's just getting, getting better.

[00:36:08] Yeah.

[00:36:08] Like, that's the thing about men and women.

[00:36:10] It's like women have so many options when they're young and their options start to die

[00:36:14] off as they get older.

[00:36:15] It's the opposite for men.

[00:36:16] Yes.

[00:36:17] We start to get more attractive unless you're a fucking loser.

[00:36:21] Let's face it.

[00:36:21] Yeah.

[00:36:21] Dumb loser.

[00:36:22] Yeah.

[00:36:23] Stupid idiots.

[00:36:25] So basically there's one, and now there's one thing this guy talks about where basically

[00:36:29] and he goes, it's, it's amazing because basically women have a certain value, like evolutionary

[00:36:36] value, looks and being able to provide children.

[00:36:40] Right.

[00:36:42] As women age.

[00:36:44] They don't have either.

[00:36:45] They get rid of those two things because they go through menopause and they start to

[00:36:48] lose their looks.

[00:36:49] Yeah.

[00:36:49] Men are still expected to provide the same amount of value that they possess to, to every,

[00:36:56] to every, every single time.

[00:36:57] So men start being like, what's the fucking point of that when you can't, you know, and

[00:37:01] you're like, what's the point of that?

[00:37:02] And guess who gets mad at that, those teachings?

[00:37:06] Whether that's that, that, that psychology, that, that diagnosis or whatever.

[00:37:11] Older women.

[00:37:11] Yeah.

[00:37:12] Well, why?

[00:37:12] Because it's basically saying you guys are less valuable.

[00:37:15] Yeah.

[00:37:15] And in reality, the thing is you gotta find somebody, you gotta find a man who doesn't

[00:37:19] value like having children.

[00:37:21] So what you're saying is women invented marriage.

[00:37:24] No.

[00:37:25] Who invented marriage?

[00:37:26] Men.

[00:37:27] Really?

[00:37:27] Pretty sure men did.

[00:37:29] Women turned it around on them.

[00:37:30] Whenever men do something to like, be like, you're my property, women turn it around.

[00:37:34] Cause?

[00:37:35] Cause men would be like, you're my property, you're my wife.

[00:37:38] And then basically, eventually women were like, you're fuck, we're getting fucking married

[00:37:42] and guys were like, ah, God damn it.

[00:37:45] Cause it's like they took, they turn it around.

[00:37:48] How?

[00:37:48] Like why would someone suggest to get married?

[00:37:51] Like I, I love.

[00:37:52] It's property.

[00:37:53] It's like, it's like you back in the day, you, you were like, you know, you're like,

[00:37:57] you had, if you're a man, you were like, I want to fucking have a wife.

[00:38:00] It's like basically your property.

[00:38:01] Right?

[00:38:01] Yeah.

[00:38:02] Eventually women turn it around.

[00:38:03] I guess you could have more wives back then.

[00:38:05] Huh?

[00:38:06] No, I don't know.

[00:38:07] I mean, I'm talking about like, I don't know exactly what age I'm talking about.

[00:38:11] I mean, I'm not an expert on this.

[00:38:12] Nobody fucking quote me on this.

[00:38:14] Oh bro.

[00:38:14] You're not a PhD on this.

[00:38:16] No, I'm an idiot.

[00:38:17] But basically what I think is that started off as like a property type thing.

[00:38:22] And then women eventually turned it around where they're like, we're getting married.

[00:38:26] And guys like, fuck, you know, we have to get married and it's miserable because women

[00:38:30] started to like it.

[00:38:31] Yeah.

[00:38:31] And then polyamory started to become like a thing.

[00:38:35] Men were like, it's not like realistic.

[00:38:37] The only fuck one person for the rest of our life.

[00:38:39] Yeah.

[00:38:39] So then women were like, hated that for a while because, you know, and then women eventually

[00:38:44] were like, polyamory is like pretty cool.

[00:38:46] Men were like, no.

[00:38:47] Oh yeah.

[00:38:49] They're like, find a way to, they will, they'll turn around.

[00:38:51] They reverse psychology.

[00:38:52] Well, they just know the thing is some women will just be like, you know, I like doing it.

[00:38:56] I think it's all the CIA fucking.

[00:39:00] The CIA is trying to fucking destroy it.

[00:39:02] I mean, I wouldn't, I wouldn't put that past anything, but secret government is trying

[00:39:07] to destroy it.

[00:39:08] Cause like the men, the relationship.

[00:39:10] I've read like three quarters of the Bible and most of what you read in there, there's

[00:39:16] no marriage.

[00:39:17] Like guys can just fuck whatever.

[00:39:19] And women, I mean, I don't know.

[00:39:21] Like I don't get me wrong.

[00:39:22] I love being married, love my wife, et cetera.

[00:39:24] But like, you know, you, you have urges.

[00:39:27] Everybody's got urges.

[00:39:30] And that concept of marriage to me is like, whoa.

[00:39:33] It's, um, it's weird because so, um, I've spoken to some women who are more traditional

[00:39:40] and they feel like they don't literally think like there's someone else's property.

[00:39:46] But like, they're like, if I devote my life as your, if we become in a relationship,

[00:39:51] I am yours.

[00:39:52] Yeah.

[00:39:52] And I go, that's fair.

[00:39:55] Um, that's actually very nice and loyal cause I'm honestly so tired of fucking liberal women

[00:40:02] at this point.

[00:40:03] Cause it's like, I'm not like, not like I'm talking about like, you know, the annoying ones.

[00:40:08] Yeah.

[00:40:08] The annoying ones.

[00:40:09] They're so fucking annoying to listen to.

[00:40:10] Yeah.

[00:40:11] Like the young ones, the young ones are full of hope.

[00:40:14] I hate hope.

[00:40:15] It's so like, it's just dude, you gotta realize that nothing's going to get better.

[00:40:20] It's really hard.

[00:40:21] But, um, basically you must be fun at parties too.

[00:40:26] I am.

[00:40:27] I go from being funny than like super negative.

[00:40:30] And that makes like fucking crazy girls like me.

[00:40:33] Yeah.

[00:40:33] I think so.

[00:40:34] Cause they're like, oh, he's damaged.

[00:40:35] He's easy.

[00:40:36] Well, cause they go, why do you think like that?

[00:40:38] And I go, I don't know.

[00:40:38] Cause my dad used to spank me with a piece of wood with nails.

[00:40:41] I would like to fix that.

[00:40:42] Yeah.

[00:40:44] It was crazy that women think they're going to fucking fix me.

[00:40:46] It's like most of them came and fix the car.

[00:40:48] You're going to fix my brain.

[00:40:50] Are you insane?

[00:40:50] Yeah.

[00:40:51] The most complex piece of anything in human history.

[00:40:54] Yeah.

[00:40:54] It's like, there's not even, yeah.

[00:40:56] Neuroscience is a high paying job.

[00:40:58] Yeah.

[00:40:59] And even they don't know shit, dude.

[00:41:00] Yeah.

[00:41:00] You're going to fix me.

[00:41:01] Get the fuck out of here.

[00:41:02] But, um, here's, here's what I think.

[00:41:06] What are we talking about?

[00:41:07] I don't know, man.

[00:41:08] Something about women.

[00:41:09] Oh, the, the, the, the younger women are the ones that love.

[00:41:13] Uh, Oh no.

[00:41:14] So going back to like property and stuff like that, like I, the way I learned how to, I learned

[00:41:21] to never see someone as like, that's my property.

[00:41:26] Yeah.

[00:41:26] Like that's my girlfriend, but it's literally just a fucking label.

[00:41:30] Yeah.

[00:41:30] She is her own fucking thing.

[00:41:32] And if she wants to tag along, whatever.

[00:41:36] Mm-hmm.

[00:41:36] But like I was in an open relationship once and I'm probably never going to do it again.

[00:41:40] Well, it says, it sounds to me like it's a recipe for failure.

[00:41:44] Yeah.

[00:41:45] Some people can pull it off.

[00:41:48] Some people do.

[00:41:49] I just, um, you gotta also, the biggest thing is you, you need to trust the person that you

[00:41:55] go into it with.

[00:41:56] Yeah.

[00:41:56] Because it's very sensitive.

[00:41:58] People's egos are.

[00:41:59] Oh dude.

[00:41:59] It's securities are coming up.

[00:42:01] I can't do it.

[00:42:02] I want it to be open for me, not for my wife.

[00:42:04] Yeah, exactly.

[00:42:05] That's what everybody says.

[00:42:06] They're like, I want to be open, but she can't do anything.

[00:42:10] Well, like, yeah, I want to, of course I wanted to want those dicks away.

[00:42:13] Yeah.

[00:42:14] But I want to be, but basically what I said to this girl, I remember she was talking

[00:42:18] about it.

[00:42:18] She's like, I'm like your pro, I see it as like I'm your property.

[00:42:21] And I said to her, well, here's what I think.

[00:42:25] If we were not, you and I were to date, I would still want to fuck everything.

[00:42:29] It's impossible to think.

[00:42:32] It's, it's not true for me to be like, I don't even want to have sex with one girl.

[00:42:36] No, that's a, that's a lot.

[00:42:37] It's a horse shit.

[00:42:38] That's a lot.

[00:42:38] The thing is it's called discipline.

[00:42:40] Yeah.

[00:42:40] And I'm willing myself not to do it.

[00:42:43] Yeah.

[00:42:43] I used to do this joke in New York where I remember I, I would come home and I'd be, and

[00:42:48] it's, it's great when you do jokes and then you, one of your great idols or comedians

[00:42:52] do a joke that's similar to it because you're like, did I, did I just, do I do that?

[00:42:57] Do I think the same way as him or did I, did I, um, is that my influence?

[00:43:01] Yeah.

[00:43:01] Like you never know.

[00:43:02] But I remember I got, I remember this is a true story.

[00:43:05] I got home and I was dating this girl and she like came over and I was just in a bad grumpy

[00:43:11] mood.

[00:43:11] And it's, it's because all these fucking girls were hitting on me after shows and you

[00:43:16] couldn't do anything.

[00:43:17] Nope.

[00:43:17] And it was like, you're young and you're like, I could bang a girl after a show.

[00:43:21] It's like every guy's dream.

[00:43:22] Yeah.

[00:43:22] And I remember the girl was like literally, um, being like, she fucking hit it.

[00:43:30] It was hitting on me hard.

[00:43:32] And, um, and I was just like, and I remember, um, I never said this, but I came up with the

[00:43:38] punchline cause she kept being like, what's wrong?

[00:43:40] And I'd be like nothing.

[00:43:41] If I was honest, I don't like, I love you.

[00:43:44] That's what's wrong.

[00:43:46] I'm fucking being faithful.

[00:43:48] Yeah.

[00:43:48] Patrice O'Neill said he had a bit where he's like, ladies, you ever think your guy, man,

[00:43:53] this guy's acting like he's on his period.

[00:43:54] It's like, he's being faithful.

[00:43:56] Yeah.

[00:43:56] Cause you're cause you want to fuck it.

[00:43:58] Everything.

[00:43:59] Yeah.

[00:43:59] And the thing is it sucks too, because women come out of fucking nowhere.

[00:44:04] Once you have a girlfriend, they're like, well now we are out of the woods.

[00:44:07] Now cause you're not desperate.

[00:44:08] Yeah.

[00:44:09] Yeah.

[00:44:09] It's like, so that's why I like, I don't like back in the day when Tiger Woods got in

[00:44:12] trouble for cheating and everybody was like, how could he do that?

[00:44:15] What do you mean?

[00:44:15] How could he do that?

[00:44:16] Every fucking one is throwing themselves at him.

[00:44:19] Yeah.

[00:44:19] And also maybe his wife sucked.

[00:44:21] Yeah.

[00:44:22] Uh, dude, I, I, to me that's dumb.

[00:44:25] Like you don't have that kind of attention being thrown at you.

[00:44:28] So you don't know.

[00:44:29] Right.

[00:44:30] Like how are you getting mad over that?

[00:44:32] It's just man versus woman thing in the media.

[00:44:34] I do.

[00:44:34] The media loves fucking starting shit.

[00:44:37] Yeah.

[00:44:37] Yeah.

[00:44:37] Between men and women and black and white people.

[00:44:39] Well, it's fucking for real.

[00:44:40] That's how they make money.

[00:44:41] Yeah.

[00:44:42] So they love showing black people getting shot by the cops and they love being like men

[00:44:47] are fucking.

[00:44:48] Men are fucking pieces of shit.

[00:44:50] Yeah.

[00:44:50] Yeah.

[00:44:51] Yeah.

[00:44:51] Yeah.

[00:44:53] That's all.

[00:44:54] Well, every once in a while, that's the thing is though, because I think what was great

[00:44:59] about men and women is because we are there to kind of check each other and balance each

[00:45:06] other out.

[00:45:06] Yeah.

[00:45:07] Like I got plenty of those a day.

[00:45:10] Let me tell you.

[00:45:11] Well, that whole thing were, um, for a while women were attacking pornography.

[00:45:17] Yeah.

[00:45:17] Which is very strange because usually it was, this is what, this is what drives, I think

[00:45:21] people just forget stuff because it was Christians being like pornography is terrible.

[00:45:27] Right.

[00:45:27] Right.

[00:45:27] Then eventually who started attacking it?

[00:45:30] Liberal women.

[00:45:31] Yeah.

[00:45:31] And they were like porn creates an unrealistic expectation of what sex is.

[00:45:36] Yeah.

[00:45:36] And I always say, no, it doesn't.

[00:45:39] No.

[00:45:39] There's women out there that will do all that shit.

[00:45:40] We found them.

[00:45:41] We put them in porn.

[00:45:42] Yeah.

[00:45:43] That's so like, it's literally them just being complaining.

[00:45:46] And so you have to be like, stop because women don't want to do all that stuff.

[00:45:50] They just want to be, some of them want to be lazy and just lie there.

[00:45:53] Yeah.

[00:45:53] And it's like, then your husbands get attracted to porn.

[00:45:56] The thing is, there is too much porn now.

[00:45:59] Oh dude, it's ridiculous.

[00:46:00] So I agree with them on that.

[00:46:01] Yeah.

[00:46:01] But it's just so weird that Christians used to be the ones that were anti-porn.

[00:46:05] Oh no, now, now it's all like extreme liberals that do that.

[00:46:09] It's weird how it shifts.

[00:46:11] Yeah.

[00:46:12] It's, I think it's like a pendulum sort of deal.

[00:46:15] Like it is.

[00:46:16] We're going to go back to, everybody's happy that it is now there's a Republican in office.

[00:46:21] It's going to be probably in 12 years, it's going to be garbage again.

[00:46:25] And the Republicans are going to be horrible.

[00:46:27] We're going to be voting Democrat again.

[00:46:28] Yeah.

[00:46:29] It's just how it is.

[00:46:30] It's interesting, man.

[00:46:32] Yeah.

[00:46:32] I find how, cause like for example, like when Trump won the first time.

[00:46:42] Yeah.

[00:46:43] The mistakes that they were making were the exact same mistakes that they made just now.

[00:46:49] I'm like, dude, this just happened.

[00:46:50] You can't forget what you messed up on.

[00:46:53] Like what?

[00:46:54] Eight years ago.

[00:46:54] Like what?

[00:46:55] Like they, they completely, like they say that a certain kind of people are trash.

[00:47:00] They say that they don't let the actual candidate that people want to be the actual candidate.

[00:47:06] You know what I mean?

[00:47:06] They don't give you a choice.

[00:47:08] They just, they're like, they pretend that they give you a choice and then when they see

[00:47:11] that it's not happening.

[00:47:13] Oh, you're talking about all the people he's picking?

[00:47:14] No, no, no.

[00:47:15] I don't care about that.

[00:47:16] I'm just saying like, uh, for example, uh, when it was Trump versus Hillary, nobody wanted Hillary,

[00:47:23] but some, they just stuck Hillary in there.

[00:47:25] Right.

[00:47:25] When it was Biden versus Trump, nobody wanted Biden, but they just forced him fed us.

[00:47:30] Yeah.

[00:47:31] Biden.

[00:47:31] Right.

[00:47:31] And then they just forced fed us Kamala.

[00:47:34] Yeah.

[00:47:35] And I mean, he, he, he destroyed her.

[00:47:39] Yeah.

[00:47:40] He beat her in popular and electoral.

[00:47:42] Yeah, no.

[00:47:42] And dude, they didn't even work.

[00:47:43] They weren't even done counting the States.

[00:47:44] Yeah.

[00:47:45] Like he won.

[00:47:45] I mean, it was obvious.

[00:47:47] And you can tell like, uh, I was listening to a podcast the other day.

[00:47:52] They're like the, the media is so good that they made it seem that they were close, but

[00:47:56] it wasn't close at all.

[00:47:57] No, it was a landslide.

[00:47:59] Yeah.

[00:47:59] I mean, that's how much she's unlikable.

[00:48:02] I feel they did it again.

[00:48:04] I know they did it again.

[00:48:05] Yeah.

[00:48:06] I'm excited.

[00:48:07] Dude.

[00:48:07] The reason why I'm excited though, because Trump picked RFK Jr.

[00:48:11] Yeah.

[00:48:12] I love it, dude.

[00:48:13] Yeah.

[00:48:13] And he's been, dude, he's been taught.

[00:48:15] That's like something I'm really into is, um, the food that you eat.

[00:48:18] Yeah.

[00:48:19] Because I have fucking OCD.

[00:48:21] Maybe I'm an OCD guy and I'm, I'm constantly looking at labels.

[00:48:26] Yeah.

[00:48:26] And the reason why I loved, um, shopping from like an HGB app or like the grocery store

[00:48:30] app, they tell you all the information they do most of the time.

[00:48:34] But the thing is, I hate being in grocery stores because there's so many fucking people

[00:48:38] and I, and I, instead of just looking and it's also overwhelming.

[00:48:42] There's a million things.

[00:48:43] A lot of stuff.

[00:48:43] Also, it's designed for you to buy shit.

[00:48:46] Yeah.

[00:48:46] They design it.

[00:48:47] All the, all the food in there is called, it's actually real estate.

[00:48:51] They basically pay more to have in certain spots in the grocery store.

[00:48:55] Developed by psychologists.

[00:48:56] Basically what they say is you go into a grocery store, only stay on the outer rim.

[00:49:00] Don't go in the middle aisle.

[00:49:01] That's where they get you.

[00:49:02] Yeah.

[00:49:02] Anytime you go inside the aisle, you're like, oh my God, this looks amazing.

[00:49:05] I know.

[00:49:05] So I use the app and I basically look at all the ingredients and most shit has a bunch

[00:49:10] of fucking whore preservatives in it.

[00:49:12] Or sugar to make it addictive.

[00:49:14] And they don't even, like look dude, like maltodextrin is really fucking bad for you.

[00:49:19] It's actually worse for you than sugar, but people don't know that.

[00:49:21] They don't care.

[00:49:22] So, RFK Jr. is coming in and basically being like, Europe has all these chemicals banned.

[00:49:27] Yeah.

[00:49:27] So does South America, why don't we?

[00:49:29] Yeah.

[00:49:29] Oh, it's because American food companies have lobbied.

[00:49:33] Yeah.

[00:49:33] So make it all fucking addictive.

[00:49:36] Just also just, they don't give a fuck about us.

[00:49:38] But that's the thing is that's how crony our fucking politicians are or people in our

[00:49:43] government.

[00:49:43] They're literally like, give me some money and we'll fucking won't care about all the horrible

[00:49:47] things that you're putting in our food.

[00:49:49] Yeah.

[00:49:49] I love that RFK is in there and I love that Tulsi Gabbard is in there also.

[00:49:53] I like that one too.

[00:49:54] Yeah.

[00:49:54] She's good.

[00:49:55] They're both to me like actual legit people.

[00:49:58] So I'm like, I'm fine with that.

[00:50:00] No, Tulsi Gabbard is the shit.

[00:50:01] But like, they were all like, what about a woman president?

[00:50:04] She was running for president and they were like, slandered her.

[00:50:07] Yeah.

[00:50:07] They slandered her to fuck.

[00:50:08] They didn't even let her debate dude.

[00:50:09] She's Hawaiian.

[00:50:10] She's Hawaiian.

[00:50:11] She's half Indian, half Hawaiian.

[00:50:13] Yeah.

[00:50:13] Like how, like how much, like she's a woman, she's a person of color.

[00:50:17] What more do you want?

[00:50:18] It's so obvious that they don't want somebody that's for the actual people in there.

[00:50:22] Yeah.

[00:50:23] They want somebody who's going to, they want someone that bends the knee.

[00:50:26] You know what, here's an, here's something that happened to me once.

[00:50:28] I was working in, um, in this, this corporate place.

[00:50:32] It was a corporate catering company.

[00:50:34] And my job was, I was a purchasing manager.

[00:50:36] And basically my job was to save as much money as you can.

[00:50:40] So all the people who have higher positions get bonuses.

[00:50:43] Yeah.

[00:50:44] And I would get a bonus too.

[00:50:45] But I was kind of like, they would yell at me.

[00:50:47] They're like, why are you spending money on this stuff?

[00:50:49] Yeah.

[00:50:49] Like, why did you approve this?

[00:50:50] And I'm like, because they needed it.

[00:50:52] Cause it was the poor people.

[00:50:53] Yeah.

[00:50:53] Working.

[00:50:54] And like, or they needed this ingredient.

[00:50:56] And they would just, I was like, they were like, but what about, literally my executive

[00:51:01] chef was just like, well that's going to like affect our bonus.

[00:51:03] And I was like, well they needed it.

[00:51:06] Yeah.

[00:51:07] And then he was just kind of like, I don't know about this guy.

[00:51:09] Well we're getting paid.

[00:51:11] They got rid of me.

[00:51:13] Cause I was caring about the poor.

[00:51:15] The, uh, dude, a corporation is a micro society.

[00:51:18] Yeah.

[00:51:19] So my job was to care of, was to, was to, I was supposed to care about the little people.

[00:51:26] Yeah.

[00:51:26] But they don't, they don't give a shit.

[00:51:27] They want the money.

[00:51:28] The moment you get into their pocket, that's when it becomes a problem.

[00:51:32] Yeah.

[00:51:32] I mean, they wanted me gone for other reasons too, but like, that was I think one of the

[00:51:35] reasons.

[00:51:36] That's where it's like, oh, we'll draw the line cause the wallets.

[00:51:39] The wallets though.

[00:51:40] Yeah.

[00:51:40] Cause they were trying to make me get shitty products and I was like, the cooks don't,

[00:51:43] they don't want to use shit.

[00:51:45] Yeah.

[00:51:45] They want to use good stuff.

[00:51:47] Yeah.

[00:51:47] And like, I don't know.

[00:51:48] And then like, yeah.

[00:51:49] Cause basically they were like, buy as low as possible.

[00:51:52] And then you get this horrible fucking quality.

[00:51:55] Yeah.

[00:51:55] And then they're like, you know, and also I was like, in my mind, I'm like, you can't,

[00:51:59] the president of the company would not like this.

[00:52:02] Yeah.

[00:52:02] But the thing is, once you get horrible lettuce like that, you have to, it takes a while.

[00:52:07] You have to dig through all of it and make sure it's good.

[00:52:09] And then you can use some of it.

[00:52:11] And they were all fucking, it was crazy busy.

[00:52:13] So I was like, I'll spend a little bit more money just to get better quality stuff.

[00:52:18] Save some time and it's actually better for everybody.

[00:52:19] It does.

[00:52:20] But they are being corporate fucking assholes.

[00:52:23] Yeah.

[00:52:23] They're just like, well, it's going to, you know, you're spending, if we don't.

[00:52:27] Yeah.

[00:52:28] They want to cut costs.

[00:52:29] And I understand that.

[00:52:30] In every way possible.

[00:52:30] I understand.

[00:52:32] But it's also like at the end of the day, if this is just the way I think, like at the

[00:52:37] end of the day, you give them a quality product, they'll be back.

[00:52:41] Yeah.

[00:52:41] And that's how you make more money instead of, and I understand the cutting costs.

[00:52:45] I get it.

[00:52:45] Yeah.

[00:52:46] But there's certain things that you just can't compromise on.

[00:52:49] No, I mean, I literally will just, because the corporation always wants to cut costs.

[00:52:53] Yeah.

[00:52:54] But the thing is like, if it's fucking over, like my workers.

[00:52:59] Yeah.

[00:53:00] And they're being like, dude, can you please, because those are my people.

[00:53:03] Mm-hmm.

[00:53:04] I'm not fucking high up there.

[00:53:06] Yeah, no, no, you're.

[00:53:07] Yeah.

[00:53:08] Your guys are, your guys.

[00:53:10] It's my team.

[00:53:11] It's my, because I was there once and also, yeah, it's a pain in the ass to do it this way.

[00:53:15] I can spend a little bit more.

[00:53:16] That's the thing.

[00:53:17] I'm like, dude, it's like $2 more and you give a fuck.

[00:53:20] They're like, well, you know, it's our money.

[00:53:21] It saves time, which will save them money too.

[00:53:23] But they, that's the thing.

[00:53:24] They fucking want.

[00:53:25] They just, I don't know.

[00:53:26] I don't know.

[00:53:27] That's why I was just like.

[00:53:28] I guess they don't see it on paper.

[00:53:30] So when they don't see it on paper.

[00:53:32] They don't have a way to justify it.

[00:53:33] That's the thing.

[00:53:34] They, if they need it on paper and it's really a pain in the ass to prove it.

[00:53:38] Yeah.

[00:53:38] So that's what happens.

[00:53:40] They don't care.

[00:53:41] This last job I had, I was constantly fighting with these, with this corporation to provide us rental

[00:53:47] cars for our situation.

[00:53:49] And they were like, you know, it's actually more, we would rather you do Ubers and it's

[00:53:54] just actually a pain in the ass to do Ubers.

[00:53:56] So I had to like draw a whole fucking graph that I made to be like, it's more efficient

[00:54:02] to use rental cars.

[00:54:04] And also it is cheaper.

[00:54:06] Yeah.

[00:54:06] And they were like, we need to see it all on paper though.

[00:54:08] So eventually we just got them to whatever.

[00:54:11] Eventually you quit.

[00:54:13] Yes.

[00:54:15] But no, it's just, it's very frustrating because it's just disgusting.

[00:54:19] Yeah.

[00:54:19] How much they care about money and whatever.

[00:54:22] But anyway, back to relationships.

[00:54:25] Sure.

[00:54:26] I can't even see.

[00:54:27] You want me to close the blind?

[00:54:29] What's that?

[00:54:29] If you don't mind.

[00:54:30] This is paused.

[00:54:33] Riveting podcasting.

[00:54:33] Riveting podcasting.

[00:54:35] Well, it's better than, the reason why I came back is because I felt bad about how

[00:54:38] I just trashed the Austin comedy scene last time I was here.

[00:54:42] I felt bad for you to be honest.

[00:54:44] Really?

[00:54:44] Why?

[00:54:44] Because it's just, because I talk about it so much and I don't want to talk about

[00:54:48] it.

[00:54:48] Yeah.

[00:54:48] You know what?

[00:54:49] I was sick of it, dude.

[00:54:50] I'm glad you came here to like, to apologize.

[00:54:55] Are you serious?

[00:54:56] No.

[00:54:56] Oh, okay.

[00:54:57] No, but I said it to you again recently.

[00:55:00] You were like, yeah, I know.

[00:55:03] You're like, I know.

[00:55:03] I was like, okay, no, that's fair.

[00:55:05] No, because you were saying like, man, I'm saying this again.

[00:55:08] I'm like, yeah, I know.

[00:55:09] Yeah.

[00:55:09] Yeah, I know.

[00:55:11] But I don't know.

[00:55:13] You have a loving wife, which is...

[00:55:15] Yeah.

[00:55:15] Yeah.

[00:55:15] She's awesome.

[00:55:16] Yeah.

[00:55:16] She's literally the best.

[00:55:20] I am an idiot.

[00:55:21] So it works out for me.

[00:55:23] That's good.

[00:55:24] That's good.

[00:55:24] Well, I'm getting to the point where I need it, I think.

[00:55:28] Yeah.

[00:55:29] Because I need to take care of someone.

[00:55:31] Dude, there is something nice about like being in a loving relationship that is very loyal

[00:55:37] to one another and all that.

[00:55:39] Here's, okay, here's my thing.

[00:55:42] I care about myself, right?

[00:55:44] But to an extent.

[00:55:45] Mm-hmm.

[00:55:45] I think if I had somebody around...

[00:55:49] That cared more about you?

[00:55:50] I would have put my fucking car license plate registered.

[00:55:55] So I wouldn't have gotten it fucking towed today.

[00:55:57] Yeah.

[00:55:58] I don't even know when I got towed.

[00:55:59] I gotta look and see when I got towed.

[00:56:00] Probably like on Tuesday.

[00:56:03] You parked it and someone was like, fuck this guy.

[00:56:06] He's got New York license plates.

[00:56:07] I think it...

[00:56:08] No, here's the thing.

[00:56:09] I had Texas license plates, I forgot.

[00:56:10] Oh, you changed them?

[00:56:11] So I'm thinking, yeah, basically he's been looking at the car for a while.

[00:56:15] But here's the thing.

[00:56:17] The fucking apartment complex doesn't even handle it.

[00:56:20] I asked the girl.

[00:56:22] She goes, we have a guy that just drives around parking lots and scans.

[00:56:26] So it's like through an app.

[00:56:28] Mm-hmm.

[00:56:29] Through a third party.

[00:56:30] So the third party hires a towing company.

[00:56:32] So the third party is probably driving around scanning shit.

[00:56:35] And they go, we got one.

[00:56:37] And then they call a towing company.

[00:56:38] Mm-hmm.

[00:56:39] So here's my...

[00:56:40] Yeah.

[00:56:40] If I had been...

[00:56:41] I wonder if they have a quota they have to fill.

[00:56:43] Yeah.

[00:56:44] But also, I don't want to look...

[00:56:46] I hate messing up and if like...

[00:56:48] Yeah.

[00:56:49] I mean, you wouldn't have had to pay...

[00:56:51] One, you wouldn't have to go to the place.

[00:56:53] That's like what?

[00:56:54] Took two or three hours of your time.

[00:56:56] 30 bucks too.

[00:56:57] And...

[00:56:57] 30 bucks, $30 fucking cab ride.

[00:56:59] Cab ride and you had to pay for the thing or...

[00:57:02] $350.

[00:57:02] Well, there you go.

[00:57:03] You would have saved all of that.

[00:57:05] Plus your time.

[00:57:06] If I had somebody being like...

[00:57:08] If I had...

[00:57:09] The thing is, I swear to God, I fucking attempted to start changing the thing.

[00:57:13] Yeah.

[00:57:14] I don't know what happened.

[00:57:14] Maybe I got distracted.

[00:57:15] But I think having somebody there to just be like, look...

[00:57:20] What the fuck, Caleb?

[00:57:20] Well, no.

[00:57:21] Not even that.

[00:57:22] Like just like...

[00:57:24] That's money I could not spend that I'm losing that we could have a good time with.

[00:57:29] Yeah.

[00:57:29] Yeah, of course.

[00:57:30] Or even for myself.

[00:57:31] Or save in the bank.

[00:57:33] Yeah.

[00:57:33] Whatever.

[00:57:34] Exactly.

[00:57:34] So here's the...

[00:57:35] It's not the biggest deal because my paycheck next week is I was going to put money into

[00:57:41] my emergency fund.

[00:57:42] That's my emergency fund.

[00:57:43] So it's not that big of a deal.

[00:57:44] Yeah.

[00:57:45] Well, I don't...

[00:57:46] I can't have a savings fund right yet.

[00:57:48] I just have an emergency savings fund.

[00:57:49] Yeah, no, I get it.

[00:57:50] You got to fill up the emergency.

[00:57:51] Once you get the emergency fund, you get it.

[00:57:53] Well, I need...

[00:57:54] I have debt.

[00:57:54] As soon as I'm done replacing the credit card debt, then I will start doing a savings

[00:57:58] and emergency fund at the same time.

[00:57:59] Yeah.

[00:58:00] Little by little, man.

[00:58:01] Dude, my friend Megan is super good at finances.

[00:58:03] She sends me all this shit and she goes basically the order of...

[00:58:06] It's like an SOP of how to build money.

[00:58:08] Mm-hmm.

[00:58:09] And basically, I'm doing everything correctly.

[00:58:14] So you can't really save anything though until you pay off all your debt.

[00:58:17] They think it's pointless.

[00:58:18] Yeah.

[00:58:19] Well, it's good.

[00:58:19] They're like, you can save a little bit, but that becomes like your emergency.

[00:58:21] Yeah, have a stash so you can have, you know, in case like something like this, for example.

[00:58:26] So it's not the biggest setback, but still it's fucking annoying.

[00:58:29] Yeah, no, it sucks.

[00:58:30] Oh, it's brutal.

[00:58:31] But anyway, so ladies are nice.

[00:58:36] Yeah, ladies are very nice, dude.

[00:58:37] I like them a lot.

[00:58:38] Yeah, they're hot.

[00:58:39] They're nice.

[00:58:41] They're...

[00:58:43] Yeah.

[00:58:44] I think I'm too shallow sometimes.

[00:58:46] You're too shallow?

[00:58:47] What do you mean?

[00:58:47] Sometimes.

[00:58:48] I don't know.

[00:58:48] I mentioned that...

[00:58:49] I asked if your friend, the lady you were talking to was hot and then I'm like, the first

[00:58:53] thing I said, oh yeah, ladies are nice, they're hot.

[00:58:56] You what?

[00:58:56] My friend?

[00:58:57] Megan?

[00:58:57] No, no, no, no, no.

[00:58:59] Remember the lady and the story of the gay guys and stuff?

[00:59:02] Anyway, I'm just making an observation about myself.

[00:59:04] No, no, no, no, I do the same thing.

[00:59:06] Okay.

[00:59:06] Because, dude, no, that's a good detail because certain things in the fucking... if she is

[00:59:12] hot, that would have... they'd change the story.

[00:59:15] Yeah.

[00:59:15] I would have probably not gotten as drunk and tried to be like...

[00:59:19] Yeah, just try to hit on the girl.

[00:59:20] Yeah.

[00:59:21] So she wasn't hot just by... even though you don't remember, she wasn't hot just because...

[00:59:25] Not hot enough.

[00:59:25] You were...

[00:59:26] You're just fucking...

[00:59:28] Wasty.

[00:59:29] You're not good enough, dude.

[00:59:30] Yeah.

[00:59:30] Yeah, so I think I... yeah, I think I'm gonna... I don't know.

[00:59:37] The thing is like, I don't... I don't think I like Southern women that much.

[00:59:43] No?

[00:59:43] There's just something about them that it's like...

[00:59:45] What?

[00:59:46] What specific?

[00:59:47] Well, just the high old dude, like I don't think I can do that.

[00:59:50] Okay.

[00:59:51] But also there's just... I like... I just think there's something attractive about Northeastern

[00:59:57] people.

[00:59:58] Well, they're...

[00:59:59] Because they're faster.

[01:00:00] There is something to the quickness and they're...

[01:00:03] Yes, I like the quickness.

[01:00:03] I feel like they're wittier just because they have to be faster.

[01:00:06] Yes.

[01:00:06] And I also like...

[01:00:07] I'm not saying anybody's dumb.

[01:00:09] I'm just saying like there's something about...

[01:00:10] I'm also attracted to women that are...

[01:00:13] Like who could be a project manager or they managed a bar or they manage something.

[01:00:19] Yeah.

[01:00:19] Someone that's actually like...

[01:00:21] Got their shit together.

[01:00:22] Direct and decisive.

[01:00:23] And like upfront about shit.

[01:00:24] Because you need an assistant manager if you're gonna be the manager of your life.

[01:00:28] Yeah.

[01:00:29] You know?

[01:00:30] You want something to take care of shit and then you not do anything.

[01:00:33] Oh, here's another great analogy the guy put in the book.

[01:00:35] Yeah.

[01:00:35] I think this is a great analogy.

[01:00:38] Basically, there's two types of people in the world.

[01:00:40] There's sailors and there's passengers.

[01:00:42] Mm-hmm.

[01:00:43] It's very similar to Patrice O'Neal's thing sort of.

[01:00:45] Like a ship captain.

[01:00:46] Yeah.

[01:00:47] No, there's captains and there's people who... passengers.

[01:00:49] Yeah.

[01:00:51] Um...

[01:00:52] This is a...

[01:00:53] So basically, men are mostly captains.

[01:00:55] Mm-hmm.

[01:00:56] Right?

[01:00:56] And as society started to change, women have become...

[01:01:01] Captains also.

[01:01:02] Captains also.

[01:01:03] They have the option to either be a passenger or a captain.

[01:01:07] When men become passengers, society does not do well for them.

[01:01:11] Well, cause they don't really do anything and they're the ones that are supposed to...

[01:01:15] That's what I'm saying.

[01:01:16] They become incels and shit.

[01:01:17] And they fucking drive their cars and shoot up banks.

[01:01:20] Yeah.

[01:01:20] Whatever the fuck they do.

[01:01:21] Well, cause they're...

[01:01:22] Schools.

[01:01:22] They just have this pent up aggression that they're supposed to be like putting in someone.

[01:01:27] Yeah.

[01:01:27] So, that's a privilege that women have that they don't really talk about.

[01:01:30] Is they have the option now to become either...

[01:01:33] They can either be a passenger or they can be a captain.

[01:01:36] Yeah.

[01:01:37] I think a lot of women who do become captains are not happy.

[01:01:40] I believe that women don't like men who are passengers either.

[01:01:45] They're not attracted to them.

[01:01:46] That's the ultimate thing.

[01:01:47] It's like, you can be a male passenger but you become...

[01:01:50] You still gotta be...

[01:01:51] That's why women have OnlyFans.

[01:01:53] Yeah.

[01:01:53] You know what I'm saying?

[01:01:54] Women are making money because there's a bunch of male passengers now.

[01:01:58] And cause men, they're fucking sending their hard-earned money to see fucking pictures of women just showing their tits.

[01:02:05] Yeah.

[01:02:06] And I feel like the reason they do it is cause they have like some sort of connection instead of just like watching a porn where like they don't know who this lady is.

[01:02:13] It's different cause they can actually be like, oh, thank you baby.

[01:02:16] Yeah.

[01:02:16] It's like being like a stripper or something.

[01:02:18] Yeah.

[01:02:19] Cause every...

[01:02:20] Like, I've seen a few OnlyFans ladies and all their messages are like, hey baby, can you make it come to me?

[01:02:27] I'm like...

[01:02:28] Yeah.

[01:02:28] Why are you talking to me like this?

[01:02:30] Well, there's like...

[01:02:31] There's things now where like OnlyFans...

[01:02:33] Well, porn stars who become OnlyFans...

[01:02:35] Yeah.

[01:02:36] They'll do like a fuck a fan contest which...

[01:02:38] That's probably fucking amazing.

[01:02:40] Oh yeah.

[01:02:40] If you fucking have...

[01:02:41] If you get to fuck a porn star like...

[01:02:43] Yeah, but like if you look, like most of these fucking women who choose...

[01:02:49] It's not...

[01:02:49] It's not a fucking random pick.

[01:02:51] I don't know.

[01:02:52] They're picking the hottest guy of their pool.

[01:02:54] No, no.

[01:02:54] I don't think so.

[01:02:55] They're picking the guy that buys the most shit.

[01:02:57] Oh, well that makes more sense.

[01:02:58] If you buy the most raffle tickets, obviously you're gonna win, right?

[01:03:01] But also, there was this porn star that basically...

[01:03:04] They interviewed her and they were like, the reason why I'm fucking this guy...

[01:03:08] Because basically she's like, I'm doing a fuck a fan video today with my biggest fan.

[01:03:12] Why I chose him to do it and I'm doing this one?

[01:03:16] Because he bought everything on my Amazon wishlist for me.

[01:03:20] Pretty good.

[01:03:20] So basically it's like, they're just a high...

[01:03:24] It's like, instead of giving them money directly, you're just buying all the things they want.

[01:03:29] And that's like thousands of dollars worth of shit.

[01:03:31] So they're like an escort for stuff.

[01:03:33] It's kind of like an escort, but also like someone that's taking care of them in a way.

[01:03:37] Because like, oh, I'm buying you all the shit I want.

[01:03:39] Yeah.

[01:03:39] So, and then she goes, I want to provide him a crazy porn experience.

[01:03:45] Which is, if that's what you're into, that's great.

[01:03:48] But, you know, think about it.

[01:03:50] Who's gonna fucking...

[01:03:51] The guy with the most money is gonna get that shit.

[01:03:53] So, you're just some dude putting $5 in a month to do a random drawing.

[01:03:58] You're not gonna win.

[01:03:59] But what I'm curious about is that if you're some guy like spending thousands of dollars on an OnlyFans chick, like you can't find a way to get like a girlfriend or something.

[01:04:09] Some of them can't, man.

[01:04:11] They're just so bad.

[01:04:13] Women don't really care.

[01:04:14] Money is like a thing that they...

[01:04:17] It's like a bonus, I think.

[01:04:19] Yeah.

[01:04:20] But like, I don't know.

[01:04:22] I guess women do care about personality a lot, so...

[01:04:25] Well, they care about...

[01:04:26] I mean, there's rich guys that can't get pussy, dude.

[01:04:29] Like there's...

[01:04:30] It's just...

[01:04:30] Yeah.

[01:04:32] There is.

[01:04:33] How?

[01:04:34] Well, I mean...

[01:04:36] Think about this.

[01:04:37] I mean, unless you're a fucking...

[01:04:39] I don't know.

[01:04:40] There definitely are men that are terrible with women who are very successful.

[01:04:45] Yeah.

[01:04:46] And you're just like, what the fuck?

[01:04:48] Yeah.

[01:04:49] You know?

[01:04:49] I mean, I would think that at least at the very least, like ladies would be like trying to gold dig them at some point.

[01:04:56] So they have that.

[01:04:58] I don't know.

[01:05:00] Yeah.

[01:05:01] I mean, I...

[01:05:02] I agree.

[01:05:05] But with those gold digging women, I think comes like...

[01:05:11] I'm not saying I would want to be with a gold digging woman, but at least you could get laid that way.

[01:05:16] The gold digging women go for like millionaires.

[01:05:19] Mm-hmm.

[01:05:20] I'm talking about like guys have maybe like $30,000 in the bank.

[01:05:24] Like they're doing well.

[01:05:25] Yeah.

[01:05:26] For these days.

[01:05:27] And then they can't talk...

[01:05:30] I don't know.

[01:05:31] It's just like...

[01:05:33] I...

[01:05:33] When I remember...

[01:05:34] This is true.

[01:05:35] I remember when I was young, I was terrible at talking to women.

[01:05:38] Yeah.

[01:05:39] Terrible.

[01:05:39] Absolutely terrible.

[01:05:40] And I used to get angry.

[01:05:48] Mm-hmm.

[01:05:49] Yeah.

[01:05:50] No, I...

[01:05:50] I get it, man.

[01:05:51] Yeah.

[01:05:51] I sucked with women too.

[01:05:53] Like I...

[01:05:53] I was great at being friends with them, but for some reason when I actually liked one, I flipped this sort of switch in me.

[01:06:00] And then that...

[01:06:01] When I...

[01:06:03] I was like the...

[01:06:05] The...

[01:06:05] Just the friend.

[01:06:06] Yeah.

[01:06:06] But if I made that switch, I just became like a pussy for some reason.

[01:06:10] Yeah.

[01:06:11] And...

[01:06:12] I always was in the friend zone because of that.

[01:06:14] Yep.

[01:06:15] And...

[01:06:16] Until like...

[01:06:17] Like dude, my like late teens is when I started to like actually like real...

[01:06:22] Like I read books about it and shit like that just to figure shit out.

[01:06:25] Yeah.

[01:06:26] Cause sometimes the dad's not...

[01:06:27] The dad doesn't do a good job.

[01:06:29] Yeah.

[01:06:30] Like my dad was a great dad, but he did not teach me any of that.

[01:06:33] No.

[01:06:34] So...

[01:06:34] And I would...

[01:06:35] Well, I was shunned from even talking to women by my dad because basically Christianity and stuff.

[01:06:41] Yeah.

[01:06:41] Like stay away from women.

[01:06:43] Yeah.

[01:06:43] Don't have sex.

[01:06:44] So my dad was clueless with women too.

[01:06:47] Yeah.

[01:06:47] Like...

[01:06:48] But...

[01:06:49] So I remember one day, it was my mid-twenties.

[01:06:51] I remember just being like I was...

[01:06:53] I just...

[01:06:54] I discovered psychedelic mushrooms.

[01:06:56] So I remember I was tripping on mushrooms one day and I was thinking about it.

[01:07:00] And I was like maybe it's me.

[01:07:02] Yeah.

[01:07:02] And I have changed.

[01:07:03] And ever since then...

[01:07:05] Yeah.

[01:07:05] I mean it always is.

[01:07:07] Well this is why women are great.

[01:07:09] Because the things that they are attracted to are high status men.

[01:07:16] Right?

[01:07:16] So as you start...

[01:07:18] As a man, you start to be like oh women like this shit.

[01:07:22] Yeah.

[01:07:22] I'm gonna do it.

[01:07:23] Eventually it just becomes like this feels good.

[01:07:26] I feel better.

[01:07:27] I want to keep doing this to make myself a better person.

[01:07:29] Yeah.

[01:07:30] You stop caring about women really.

[01:07:32] Yeah.

[01:07:32] I mean I do a lot of things for pussy.

[01:07:34] Like I floss.

[01:07:37] Because I want to have my teeth.

[01:07:39] Yeah.

[01:07:39] Because I'm not getting pussy if I don't have teeth.

[01:07:40] Yeah.

[01:07:40] If you don't have teeth you're not...

[01:07:42] Yeah.

[01:07:42] I mean I would just eat baby food.

[01:07:44] I don't give a fuck if I didn't care about women.

[01:07:45] Yeah.

[01:07:45] I would just drink smoothies and shit.

[01:07:47] No.

[01:07:48] Nah dude, drinking smoothies all day that sucks.

[01:07:51] No I'm kidding.

[01:07:52] That's a fucking ridiculous joke.

[01:07:54] Ridiculous joke ahead.

[01:07:55] No but the thing is like I do a lot of things for pussy.

[01:07:58] But the thing is eventually as I'm getting older I just enjoy them for myself.

[01:08:02] Yeah.

[01:08:02] And then that's why women are great because they make you want to be a better dude.

[01:08:08] Yeah.

[01:08:09] They want to be a better man.

[01:08:09] Yeah.

[01:08:09] Yeah.

[01:08:10] Yeah.

[01:08:11] And I think as what you should do as a human being is try to be the best version of yourself.

[01:08:16] Like if you're gonna...

[01:08:17] If you look at it like a video game.

[01:08:19] Oh yeah.

[01:08:19] You're always leveling up.

[01:08:20] Yeah.

[01:08:20] Always try to level up.

[01:08:22] Like it's silly but the other day I was driving my car and I haven't had a car in years.

[01:08:27] Like over a decade.

[01:08:29] Yeah.

[01:08:29] Because I've been living in New York City and shit.

[01:08:30] I mean you don't need a car in New York dude.

[01:08:32] Yeah.

[01:08:32] Exactly.

[01:08:33] The other day I was like I want to get better at fucking reverse parking and shit.

[01:08:37] Yeah.

[01:08:37] Because my friend is a valet parker.

[01:08:40] Yeah.

[01:08:40] He has a valet parking job and he's super good at parking now.

[01:08:42] And I'm like why not I just fuck with that a little bit.

[01:08:45] Yeah.

[01:08:45] Who cares.

[01:08:46] And also women find that impressive.

[01:08:48] Yeah.

[01:08:49] Dude.

[01:08:50] Every...

[01:08:50] That's like that's yeah.

[01:08:51] There's a reason why there's a song called I did it all for the Nookie or whatever.

[01:08:55] Yeah.

[01:08:56] What was that song called?

[01:08:57] No that's...

[01:08:58] Limp Biscuit.

[01:08:59] Yeah well if you listen to the lyrics basically he basically she...

[01:09:04] She fucked him over so he...

[01:09:06] He was like yeah I just did it all for the I did it all for the pussy that's it.

[01:09:09] Yeah.

[01:09:10] I think she like cheated on him or something.

[01:09:11] Oh okay.

[01:09:12] It's Fred Durst when he was in his early 20s or some shit.

[01:09:14] Yeah.

[01:09:15] I don't know.

[01:09:15] It was a fun song.

[01:09:16] Yeah.

[01:09:16] I did it all for the Nookie.

[01:09:19] What was the name of that song?

[01:09:22] Uh...

[01:09:23] Nookie.

[01:09:23] Was it Nookie?

[01:09:24] No it's um...

[01:09:25] What the fuck song was it?

[01:09:27] I don't know.

[01:09:28] Dude I loved that song when I was a kid.

[01:09:31] I didn't even know what Nookie was.

[01:09:33] Yeah.

[01:09:35] So you could take that cookie and stick it in your...

[01:09:37] And stick it up your ass.

[01:09:38] Yeah.

[01:09:38] But it originally was pussy.

[01:09:39] Stick it in your pussy.

[01:09:40] Oh really?

[01:09:40] And they changed it to stick it up your ass.

[01:09:42] Okay.

[01:09:42] So you could take that cookie and stick it up your pussy.

[01:09:44] Yeah they PG'd it up.

[01:09:46] Well Nookie sounds like sex.

[01:09:48] I did it all for the Nookie so you could take that.

[01:09:49] But that was like a slang term though right?

[01:09:52] No idea.

[01:09:53] What the fuck was that song?

[01:09:54] I think it was called Nookie.

[01:09:56] Was it?

[01:09:57] Yeah.

[01:09:57] Okay.

[01:09:58] I don't remember.

[01:10:00] But I remember...

[01:10:01] I think Biscuit is...

[01:10:01] Dude it's a weird...

[01:10:02] It's a weird band.

[01:10:03] Well Limp Bizkit what do you think?

[01:10:05] That's a limp dick.

[01:10:06] Yeah.

[01:10:06] And then Biscuit and Cookie are two same...

[01:10:08] Basically the same things.

[01:10:09] Yeah.

[01:10:10] I don't know man.

[01:10:11] Wes Borland is the only thing that was cool in that band.

[01:10:13] Dude that guy with his contact lens things whatever those were.

[01:10:16] I saw a video of them on tour recently and they're touring in like South America because

[01:10:21] they finally got their music down there probably.

[01:10:24] Dude I...

[01:10:25] I...

[01:10:26] It takes them a while to get it.

[01:10:27] I don't know.

[01:10:28] I...

[01:10:29] In Costa Rica that's where I first heard of him.

[01:10:31] Yeah.

[01:10:31] So the thing is I think it's funny is like Wes Borland is in this entire makeup and outfit

[01:10:37] where you can't see it's him.

[01:10:39] I'm like I guarantee that's not even him.

[01:10:40] Probably not dude.

[01:10:41] Yeah.

[01:10:41] He's like I don't want to do this shit anymore.

[01:10:43] He's like I don't want to be in this band.

[01:10:45] Yeah.

[01:10:45] He's like I don't want to do this.

[01:10:46] Here just put some guy who is Wes Borland.

[01:10:49] Who looks like him at least.

[01:10:51] And it doesn't...

[01:10:52] Tall guy with black hair.

[01:10:54] No dude the thing is the outfit isn't totally...

[01:10:57] The thing is you never know that might actually be him because he's into that shit.

[01:11:00] Yeah.

[01:11:00] But I wouldn't be surprised if he was just like I don't want to fucking do this shit.

[01:11:04] Yeah.

[01:11:05] Yeah.

[01:11:05] But yeah.

[01:11:07] It's we do we do things for...

[01:11:09] I mean...

[01:11:10] Pussy.

[01:11:10] I initially like got not I don't know if stand up per se but like the reason I went

[01:11:16] into what the comedy stuff.

[01:11:18] Yeah.

[01:11:19] Is because I wanted to be good with ladies because if you're good at something they always

[01:11:24] Yeah.

[01:11:25] Like they're attracted to you.

[01:11:26] Well they're attracted to a passion.

[01:11:29] Mm-hmm.

[01:11:30] And you know and also public speaking is everyone's number one.

[01:11:35] Yeah.

[01:11:36] Deepest fear.

[01:11:37] It's more than death for some reason.

[01:11:39] Yeah.

[01:11:39] People are afraid of the public speaking and if you can just go up there and be like yeah

[01:11:43] so I fucking uh what's going on if you can make people laugh it's kind of yeah insane.

[01:11:49] Yeah.

[01:11:49] Well stand up is very popular now.

[01:11:52] Yeah.

[01:11:52] It's it got really big.

[01:11:55] Yeah.

[01:11:55] It's like I when I first started only like crazy chicks were fucking were like into us.

[01:12:03] Yeah.

[01:12:03] But now it's like because look at all the podcast money coming from.

[01:12:07] Oh they're raking it in.

[01:12:09] Yeah.

[01:12:09] So the thing is like back in the day if you were a comedian you weren't really making money

[01:12:13] from stand up.

[01:12:13] Mm-hmm.

[01:12:14] You became like an actor at a sitcom and then you started.

[01:12:16] Yeah that was the the this is gonna sound bad but initially I started doing stand up

[01:12:21] because I wanted to like be an act like a comedic actor.

[01:12:25] Yeah.

[01:12:25] But I actually loved stand up more than anything else.

[01:12:29] Yeah.

[01:12:30] Stand up is the best.

[01:12:31] Yeah.

[01:12:31] I um yeah I like to get high and just right.

[01:12:37] I mean I it's the best dude.

[01:12:39] It's the thing is like I'm feeling like I'm holding back because I'm not getting enough stage

[01:12:45] time.

[01:12:45] Yeah.

[01:12:46] And like I want to get comfortable at a place where they basically like I can go up like

[01:12:51] pretty much 10 minutes at a time.

[01:12:53] Because literally like I watched my set that I did recently at Looney's.

[01:12:58] Mm-hmm.

[01:12:58] It's all jokes.

[01:13:00] I'm kind of annoyed about it even though I did very well.

[01:13:02] And uh but the thing is it's like I'm so tired of them.

[01:13:06] Yeah.

[01:13:06] It's like I want to I want to do.

[01:13:08] You want to play around.

[01:13:09] I also think way differently than.

[01:13:12] No I get it.

[01:13:12] Than when I wrote those jokes back at that.

[01:13:14] Yeah.

[01:13:15] I have a lot of those jokes that I that I'm I I tried to revive.

[01:13:20] Yeah.

[01:13:20] With my thinking now but with the same like premise.

[01:13:24] Yeah.

[01:13:24] And I haven't found a way to make them work yet.

[01:13:28] Yeah.

[01:13:28] Yeah.

[01:13:29] But the way that that I used to do them doesn't work anymore either.

[01:13:32] And I think it's because I don't like him anymore.

[01:13:34] Oh my God.

[01:13:35] So I have a podcast that I put back up.

[01:13:38] Um it was my friend Mike.

[01:13:40] Mm-hmm.

[01:13:41] Um it's called we're going to hell and it's from back from when I lived in New York City.

[01:13:46] I was a completely different person back then.

[01:13:49] Yeah.

[01:13:49] Like very similar but like I was listening to it.

[01:13:52] I'm like that was like what six years ago.

[01:13:54] I think I started in 2018.

[01:13:56] I started in like 2017 and 2018.

[01:13:59] No.

[01:13:59] Stopped it in 2020.

[01:14:00] And COVID made you grow the fuck up.

[01:14:03] Mm-hmm.

[01:14:03] Or change it just change people's personalities.

[01:14:05] Yeah.

[01:14:06] And I was listening to some of it and I'm like I'm more I'm very liberal back then.

[01:14:11] Yeah.

[01:14:11] But like you know I just like because when you live in New York City you're living in a liberal bubble.

[01:14:17] Yeah.

[01:14:18] Like there's nobody else being like well challenging you.

[01:14:21] Yeah.

[01:14:22] To be like what about this.

[01:14:23] And I'm not saying I would never you know not not think about something differently or I don't like to be challenged but a lot of people don't.

[01:14:31] But I like listen to myself and I'm like I sound like a fucking little pussy.

[01:14:35] Sound like a bitch.

[01:14:36] Well I just sound like I'm caring about women too much their feelings too much.

[01:14:40] Oh and you know what happens in that like when it's like the male feminist you know like they're just trying to get pussy.

[01:14:48] They're only doing that to get pussy.

[01:14:49] Yeah.

[01:14:49] And not that I'm saying that you wouldn't care about women.

[01:14:52] Yeah.

[01:14:52] It's just like it just seems like in that region that's what you do.

[01:14:56] Well I got into a lot of arguments with women about stuff too.

[01:15:00] Yeah.

[01:15:00] I just there were certain things I'm just being critical of myself.

[01:15:04] There was different things where I'm like I don't agree with that now.

[01:15:07] No.

[01:15:08] Oh my God like the trans stuff how basically they're built you'll be talking to people that they should be allowed to be a woman sports.

[01:15:15] And back then I was kind of like maybe I don't know now I'd be like no.

[01:15:21] Yeah.

[01:15:21] There's a yeah.

[01:15:23] There are biological male fighting a biological female.

[01:15:26] That's yeah it's insane.

[01:15:27] There's a reason why they say you can't hit back then on my podcast.

[01:15:30] I remember I was listening and I was like yeah I don't think they should and people were like that's ridiculous.

[01:15:35] Why why.

[01:15:35] And you're like I don't know I wasn't even.

[01:15:38] But you didn't have the opinion.

[01:15:39] I mean you didn't have like a strong foundation.

[01:15:41] Yeah because it was new was brand new and it was just like you know because basically people are telling me because nature is weird.

[01:15:49] Even Joe Rogan said this like nature is weird like they found male bucks.

[01:15:53] No they found female deer with fucking antlers.

[01:15:56] Really.

[01:15:57] Yeah.

[01:15:58] Yeah.

[01:15:58] They found that shit.

[01:15:59] So every once in a while that happens.

[01:16:00] That's that I like to me that is a thing like yeah even in the like the the Native Americans they had a lot of people that they had like I don't even have like a term for it and stuff like that.

[01:16:12] Yeah.

[01:16:12] Yeah.

[01:16:12] Like a true spirit or some shit.

[01:16:13] Whatever it is.

[01:16:14] White people fucking love using that shit.

[01:16:16] My friend Rob is Native American and he hates it.

[01:16:18] Really.

[01:16:19] He's like he's like shut the fuck up and start using us for examples to be like I have an identity crisis.

[01:16:25] Yeah.

[01:16:25] And like I think a lot of it what it is is somebody pointed this out to me I think it's true.

[01:16:30] I think a lot of it is autism because autism people get obsessed with something.

[01:16:35] They also like don't know how to relate to people right.

[01:16:38] I don't even know what autism is.

[01:16:40] My thing is this like look maybe once in a while you'll have like something that goes it's it's like something is different right.

[01:16:48] It doesn't go it's there's an exception to the rule for the deep female deer that has the antlers.

[01:16:53] There is going to be a woman or a man that has both genitals.

[01:16:58] You know it's like a hermaphrodite right.

[01:17:00] Yeah.

[01:17:00] Like a unisex those people get to fucking choose in my opinion because the thing is they get diagnosed at birth what gender they are.

[01:17:09] Right.

[01:17:09] That's kind of messed up because what if they well they don't the doctors you got to give them something just give them a guess.

[01:17:14] Yeah.

[01:17:15] So basically they just kind of guess because they got both things and then how does a person feel there can it's a confusing thing.

[01:17:22] But like I've met a trans woman that my friend dated in New York City and I don't give a fuck that was a woman.

[01:17:31] Like that was a fucking woman.

[01:17:33] Yeah.

[01:17:33] I think she had she had a she had a penis but it was really really fucking like a big clip.

[01:17:41] Yeah.

[01:17:41] So I think like did you touch it.

[01:17:44] No.

[01:17:45] But like I wouldn't I wouldn't think that was a lady.

[01:17:49] I wouldn't think that was a dude in the slightest.

[01:17:51] No there's to that.

[01:17:52] There's it's a thing like yeah.

[01:17:55] I just think there's a lot of people that don't they just jump on a bandwagon.

[01:18:01] Yeah.

[01:18:01] Yeah.

[01:18:02] They don't know they don't know who they are.

[01:18:04] So they're I don't identify as a man or a woman.

[01:18:06] And it's like shut the fuck pick one motherfucker.

[01:18:09] Yeah.

[01:18:09] Dude you can't do that.

[01:18:11] No.

[01:18:11] Did they do it just to get laid I feel.

[01:18:14] I don't do it.

[01:18:14] I don't like literally like I don't know.

[01:18:18] Chicks dig that shit man.

[01:18:20] I don't know.

[01:18:20] It's dude it's so weird in my opinion because it's not I don't think it's fair to the people who are actually going through that thing.

[01:18:27] Yeah.

[01:18:27] Because they're actually that's what their life is and then there's other people like well do you know where do you know where all the fucking identity stuff came from.

[01:18:36] No.

[01:18:37] OK.

[01:18:37] There was a guy and don't quote me on this but I'm going to try to tell as best as I can from what I remember.

[01:18:43] There was a guy who was a psychologist when he was young.

[01:18:48] He's his dad used to get drunk and beat the shit out of him or whatever.

[01:18:50] So he grew up hating like masculine.

[01:18:53] Yeah.

[01:18:53] Like toxic masculinity right.

[01:18:55] Yeah.

[01:18:55] So he was thinking that maybe social gender is different than biological gender.

[01:19:02] Right.

[01:19:03] In my reality and my what I think is like whatever you fucking like you like because it's weird because women used to be able to like men's things but then now it's like if they likes men's things they might be a boy.

[01:19:14] Yeah.

[01:19:14] It doesn't make any sense.

[01:19:16] No.

[01:19:16] I mean there there's a lot of tomboys back from back.

[01:19:19] It's also just like you might be a chick that likes motorcycles.

[01:19:21] Yeah.

[01:19:22] Who gives a shit.

[01:19:22] Why does it men's men traditionally did that more.

[01:19:26] They were interested in it.

[01:19:26] There's masculine and feminine energy.

[01:19:28] That doesn't mean that you're a man or a woman.

[01:19:30] Yeah.

[01:19:31] Jessica Borga is a bare knuckle boxer and also a porn star.

[01:19:34] I seen her in the porn.

[01:19:36] She is supposed to like independent porn.

[01:19:38] But I've seen her.

[01:19:38] She's very feminine.

[01:19:40] When she's like I follow her.

[01:19:42] When I follow her.

[01:19:43] Yeah.

[01:19:43] Yeah.

[01:19:44] And I follow her Instagram and she's very masculine.

[01:19:46] Like she fucking works out those cold plunges.

[01:19:49] Yeah.

[01:19:49] I can paint shit.

[01:19:50] Not like a painting but like fucking houses and stuff.

[01:19:53] Yeah.

[01:19:53] Very masculine woman.

[01:19:54] But like very beautiful and feminine at the same time.

[01:19:57] She's hot.

[01:19:58] Yeah.

[01:19:59] But like so basically that guy was like maybe gender.

[01:20:04] So already I don't agree with this guy.

[01:20:06] Right.

[01:20:07] Yeah.

[01:20:07] Yeah.

[01:20:07] So he was writing this theory for a long time.

[01:20:11] And then one day a set of twins were born.

[01:20:15] One of them had so I think one of them's one of them's genitals were fucked up.

[01:20:25] Mm hmm.

[01:20:26] So what they did where was he was like I'm going to do an experiment and raise one as

[01:20:32] a boy and one as a girl.

[01:20:34] Yeah.

[01:20:34] They lasered the motherfucking dick off of one of them.

[01:20:38] Yeah.

[01:20:39] Yeah.

[01:20:39] Because it was born with a pussy and a fucking penis.

[01:20:41] OK.

[01:20:42] So they lasered the penis off and or maybe or maybe I'm I don't know.

[01:20:49] I thought they didn't like make a vagina.

[01:20:50] What they can't you can't make.

[01:20:53] Yeah.

[01:20:53] Yeah.

[01:20:53] So basically one was raised as a man boy and one was raised as a girl.

[01:20:57] And this guy met with these kids for a long time.

[01:20:59] And basically the girl the quote unquote girl was a boy.

[01:21:04] Mm hmm.

[01:21:04] Like like he was getting my muscles and shit.

[01:21:07] Oh right.

[01:21:08] And he had a pussy.

[01:21:09] Yeah.

[01:21:09] And he had a pussy and he felt weird.

[01:21:11] Right.

[01:21:11] Dude.

[01:21:14] Of course.

[01:21:15] He is there when they were kids to see they didn't he did weird stuff to them.

[01:21:21] Only experiment ever about gender ideology.

[01:21:23] Um.

[01:21:24] The one who was laser penis off killed himself.

[01:21:29] The boy died of a drug overdose.

[01:21:32] Only experiment ever conducted completely failed.

[01:21:35] Yeah.

[01:21:36] That's what we're basing in our society.

[01:21:37] Damn.

[01:21:39] Yeah man.

[01:21:39] It's John money.

[01:21:40] His name was John money.

[01:21:42] I think.

[01:21:43] Was that his real life.

[01:21:44] I think his name is John money.

[01:21:46] Wow.

[01:21:47] So basically it's all money.

[01:21:49] All.

[01:21:49] Yeah.

[01:21:50] It's all what all this shit is based on was one guy.

[01:21:53] It's complicated man.

[01:21:55] It's because I I do believe it's a thing.

[01:21:59] But but there's like one percent.

[01:22:02] Right.

[01:22:02] And then there's this other like.

[01:22:04] Well that's that's what people just getting on the band.

[01:22:08] What why I brought this up was because I because I because I was being taught in New

[01:22:12] York City like people can be born to a body they don't feel they belong in and I'm

[01:22:16] just thinking like you know through my DMT trips and all the fucking crap I'm just

[01:22:20] like is it possible that your consciousness has this but it's an accident really you're

[01:22:25] put it's like are you an NPC like are you a dude are you a girl playing a dude character.

[01:22:31] Yeah.

[01:22:31] Because like but then I'm like it's too it's too complicated overcomplicate everything.

[01:22:37] So I don't know.

[01:22:37] So here's the thing I'll give you an example from my you got to go.

[01:22:41] No.

[01:22:41] No.

[01:22:42] This is for you.

[01:22:43] Okay.

[01:22:43] What time is it.

[01:22:45] Oh we're good.

[01:22:46] Yeah.

[01:22:46] So I'll give you like my personal.

[01:22:48] I am getting hungry in a little bit.

[01:22:50] You hungry.

[01:22:50] All right.

[01:22:50] Well we'll wrap this up and we'll how long you been going.

[01:22:53] Oh dude.

[01:22:54] We're like a minute 20 an hour 20.

[01:22:55] We're good.

[01:22:56] Yeah.

[01:22:56] Okay.

[01:22:56] So let's do two hours.

[01:22:58] Okay.

[01:22:59] From from my standpoint like when I was growing up I was not comfortable in my body.

[01:23:04] Right.

[01:23:04] Like I was very awkward.

[01:23:06] I'm probably still am but I'm comfortable within myself.

[01:23:09] Right.

[01:23:09] Yeah.

[01:23:10] And I wasn't good with women.

[01:23:13] Yeah.

[01:23:13] You know I just didn't know how to do shit.

[01:23:15] I didn't I didn't ever believe like I was a different like gender or anything like that.

[01:23:21] But I like people called me gay a lot and shit like that.

[01:23:26] And you know I didn't know I knew I wasn't but I was afraid of.

[01:23:31] Yeah.

[01:23:32] Of the.

[01:23:35] I don't know I just I just didn't want to be gay.

[01:23:38] But I knew I wasn't so I like overcompensate.

[01:23:40] Nobody wants to be.

[01:23:42] I mean if you're straight you don't want to be gay.

[01:23:44] But if you.

[01:23:45] Yeah.

[01:23:45] Also that's what's really sad about I think our society too is we.

[01:23:52] It's a few it's like oh my God because you're expected just to be like you like a girl.

[01:23:56] Yeah.

[01:23:56] Which is fine because that's kind of what the dude it's not I think go ahead I'm sorry.

[01:24:03] No you're good.

[01:24:04] So what what the point with the point I'm trying to make is like I wasn't comfortable in my in

[01:24:09] my own skin.

[01:24:12] So I'm just thinking like that was just like a mental issue I had.

[01:24:17] Yes.

[01:24:17] But once I started to realize hey what if I just tried the stuff and see if I like it or

[01:24:22] not do stuff and then I you know I started developing like tastes for shit like oh I

[01:24:28] I would say like for example with food up I would say oh that's disgusting but that did

[01:24:34] I actually try it no then how could I say it's disgusting if I've never even like you

[01:24:38] had a taste of it so my like for example I have a rule like I can't taste the penis I

[01:24:43] tasted fucking six dicks and I didn't like all of them none of them I like wait how

[01:24:50] old were you no I was uh when you did you tasted his penis did you actually or no no

[01:24:56] no no no okay but what I'm saying is like you tasted him like a fucking I taste it like

[01:25:00] a wine tasting not good you know they have those shot glasses on the wooden boards it's

[01:25:06] just it's just a wooden board with penises sticking out of penis penai coming out of the

[01:25:10] board but no what I mean is like I would there's a spit bucket there's a spit bucket

[01:25:16] dude this is gross man you're not you gotta wash those balls yeah but what I mean is like

[01:25:22] no cum they come in your mouth that's what I'm saying yeah spit it in the box go ahead

[01:25:25] go ahead go ahead like the point I'm trying to make is like how could I know if I don't

[01:25:32] like something if I've never tried yeah no I get it yeah you develop your own like sensitivities

[01:25:37] of yourself by doing that like oh just because sometimes you just like the people around you don't

[01:25:42] like something then you're like just to hand just to fit in you do that so you know how some people

[01:25:49] are like they're very comfortable with themselves yes and I believe it's just because they they're very

[01:25:54] true to what they are yes and so I think if you're just not true to who you are as a person then that

[01:26:01] creates a lot of confusion within yourself yes so and I like I said before there's a lot of people

[01:26:08] that actually are in a different body well not a lot but like there's there's people that are but

[01:26:14] then there's other people that you know the the stuff that's going on now it's just like oh you give

[01:26:18] them the the medicine and all that bullshit yeah you can't give someone medicine if that it's just

[01:26:24] they're just confused well you know what this is what I learned about this is what I think about now

[01:26:28] it's like people are like I'm in a different body I'm like your body influences how you think

[01:26:34] yeah a lot because it's I mean yeah there's no separation your mind and body are one yes exactly

[01:26:40] so basically when you're like I'm a separate from you're not separate from your body basically maybe

[01:26:46] you like some different shit who cares like I used to see um dudes and just straight up fucking

[01:26:53] dresses and wigs go to bars and like yeah in upstate New York and I feel like that that's fine

[01:26:57] like oh my god it looks horrible but like whatever but if you like it yeah but it's like

[01:27:04] I don't know I mean because the thing is dude because like look high heels used to be what men wore

[01:27:09] like platform shoes yeah because you can stick your because if it was a heel you can stick a knife in

[01:27:15] there no no no you can put for riding horses you stick the stirrup in there and I tried to do this

[01:27:21] joke it never worked I'm like I'm glad that one got passed over to women because imagine a bunch of

[01:27:25] bros walking around in high heels like yeah 6th street being like bro there's no fucking pussy here

[01:27:30] yeah but like um just in the high heels like yeah but um yeah so like that changes you know but the

[01:27:37] thing is the women took it and made it like their own like yeah no dudes were walking around with the

[01:27:41] high heels that women fucking have yeah but um you know things change right but I think if you're

[01:27:48] fucking with nature's thing the thing is the thing is also there is always just going to be an x factor

[01:27:54] or a variable like somebody who's just different and because what they got to fucking just deal with

[01:28:00] it being different and it's going to make them a stronger person yeah if everybody's going forcing

[01:28:05] them to accept everything I don't know it's like it's like censoring a rape joke because there's maybe a

[01:28:12] rape victim in the crowd in my opinion you can't do that no you can't do that and also a lot of rape

[01:28:17] victims just want to go on and forget about it and be normal like they don't know this victim shit

[01:28:24] that's going on now in society it's like nobody wants to be a victim but it's being rewarded a lot

[01:28:31] of them do but that's the thing that's what I'm going back to is like with these psychology

[01:28:35] the psychological books by relationships and sexuality women do have a lot of privileges and

[01:28:41] they have advantages in life yeah and they don't want to be told that because they want to feel like

[01:28:46] they're victims because they're under the oppression of the patriarchy that horse shit yeah um I'll tell

[01:28:52] you one thing uh this one gets me in trouble a lot but women have this privilege they can fucking rape

[01:28:58] and nobody gives a shit yeah well I was raped technically by a woman when I was younger because

[01:29:04] I was blacked out drunk and she took advantage of me but I mean you didn't really care about it

[01:29:08] no it was awesome yeah like I raped so that's the thing like if a guy can't the the difference is

[01:29:13] we don't give a shit yeah we're also not going to be like going around be like I was raped oh no

[01:29:18] some chick fucked me some chick wanted to fuck me so bad that she did it against my wishes she took

[01:29:23] advantage of it yeah that's like a like a badge of courage kind of yeah and also women nobody really

[01:29:30] cares if they're pedophiles no actually dude I wanted my teachers to fuck me I know I think every

[01:29:37] boy that actually is I think it's a pretty good fucking thing yeah like you're not being murdered

[01:29:43] to death in prison by fucking lead pipes and shit yeah man male pedophiles whoo you might as well kill

[01:29:48] yourself if you're going to jail yeah you're gonna be fucking destroyed dude that's that's but like

[01:29:53] also another thing that um the whole so here's another thing that we did this is a point that

[01:29:59] women really don't like liberal women really don't like this the reason why women were not allowed to

[01:30:05] vote back in the day do you know why they had bad opinions

[01:30:12] no it's like the thing is you're probably going to be okay and I'm the one I tell the actual truth

[01:30:16] and logic people are probably hate me for no one is going to fucking care um the the vote was because

[01:30:22] it was the head of the household that's why women don't like it because the man was the head of the

[01:30:26] household right but the reason why you were allowed to vote is because you were also eligible to be

[01:30:33] drafted into the military and go to war okay so women didn't want to go to war yeah a lot of women

[01:30:39] were actually against being able to vote back in the day they don't talk about that yeah so we even

[01:30:46] were nice and we're like look you can vote you don't have to go to war yeah well that's and then

[01:30:51] it's like dude what can we do to make you fuckers happy now they're never gonna be happy man

[01:30:57] that's never that's just but I still love them the thing is you gotta love the ones that go

[01:31:03] all right they they check themselves like they learn to be like yeah the reason why I love Costa Rica so

[01:31:10] much is because I tell people I told a girl a woman woman lady whatever I told it to her recently

[01:31:15] is I almost went down to Costa Rica to try to find like a girlfriend or a wife because it's different

[01:31:21] down there they don't men and women don't fight like we they do here they're not taught well

[01:31:27] they're over there it's different in a sense like they fight like but couples fights they yes they

[01:31:32] don't they don't do the oh I'm the boss bitch or whatever I mean it's fine if you want to be the

[01:31:37] boss bitch there's yeah there's no hatred of men yeah or there's no like disrespect men are pieces of

[01:31:45] shit there's men are respected and appreciated yeah and women are respected appreciated I mean yeah a lot

[01:31:51] of women a lot of men are fucking old and they were like hey baby and then when we go shut fucking stop

[01:31:56] yeah but um no it's like there's no like they don't have that hatred well the there is like a

[01:32:03] battle like a man hating thing that's going on in this country for some reason yeah because it's the

[01:32:09] divide is the cia dude fucking told you I am I wouldn't be surprised man yeah but like that's the

[01:32:14] thing it's like I'm getting to the point where like I cannot find an American woman and I don't

[01:32:21] I just think they okay so here's another thing that happened it was the thing going around on the

[01:32:25] internet and women were trashing men calling them passport bros because men were going around

[01:32:30] passport bros yeah they were going to different countries to get wives and girlfriends yeah because

[01:32:34] they were like fed up with American women yeah and these women were like fuck these guys and I and

[01:32:39] I tried to do this bit where I was like dude ladies just learn from these women yeah stop hating

[01:32:45] stop being jealous like what do these women have and are doing that's making it to the point where

[01:32:51] these guys have to outsource jobs like literally what are they doing and it's just like learn from

[01:32:57] these women instead of getting mad and then I go into the whole they did it first with porn yeah I'm

[01:33:02] guessing that didn't go well huh the bit yeah people listen they don't really laugh you you you got

[01:33:08] to probably keep working on it yeah it's there's got there's there is something no there's definitely

[01:33:13] something there it's a philosophy it's not even philosophy it's just like the truth to the point

[01:33:18] where dude I'm telling you man I I've made this mistake so many times where basically I'm doing my

[01:33:24] thing and I just like don't realize that I'm people are listening to me and they're interested

[01:33:30] yeah and they're not my wife's here hello woman your hair looks great yeah yes we're we're gonna

[01:33:42] wrap it up soon though yeah I know he likes to live in the dark there was sun before and then he

[01:33:48] wanted me to close the window because the sun was hitting his face pussy I don't want to yeah

[01:33:55] yeah I got freckles I'm kidding I'm kidding yeah I have I have freckles no I get I got freckles

[01:34:01] too I but I get skin cancer like like easier you're kind of gingery I'm half you're half ginger I

[01:34:09] think so well somebody called me that one your beard is gingery yeah I have red hair yeah yeah but

[01:34:15] I I get it dude I I wear sun shirts you know the ones with the hoodies so I'm not getting so I was

[01:34:24] Muslim you have an Arabic name yeah that's the thing I wanted to talk to you about if you were

[01:34:30] Muslim I was gonna see how you felt about all the the stuff that happened in United Kingdom what

[01:34:36] happened in there's like a big import import of like Muslims Muslims into the United Kingdom

[01:34:42] where basically they're big they're like taking over neighborhoods and shit really yeah and like

[01:34:49] fucking kids are being child sex trafficking and stuff like it's weird and it's like the United

[01:34:53] the United Kingdom's government's like protecting them which is fair it's like they're coming into

[01:34:58] this country is it legally yes but also it might not be legally because of what's also happening in

[01:35:04] America and stuff like that yeah so it's a so I was gonna ask your opinion on that but um I'm not

[01:35:10] Muslim I'm not Muslim yeah so it's uh I mean I could tell you like I don't have a problem with the

[01:35:16] religion but I don't have a problem with any anything unless they actually like you know hurt other

[01:35:22] people you know I agree so it's um my sister's my sister's like really into it she's Muslim no she

[01:35:30] fucking doesn't like them oh really I don't well she's like look they do all the this is the things

[01:35:35] like apparently later there's like a lot of like they'll just throw acid on people what yeah it's

[01:35:41] like I mean that's not good I well the reason why I got into this because I saw on this there's

[01:35:44] this YouTube channel where this guy just goes over and he he's like an independent journalist

[01:35:49] and he's like he's crazy he'll like go into like a neighborhood where there's a bunch of like

[01:35:55] pedophiles all living in a in a trailer park whoa and he'll just like try to interview them and

[01:36:02] they'll be like get out of here so basically he went to United Kingdom and interviewed this guy named

[01:36:06] Tommy Robinson he spoke out against the Muslim um thing Muslim people coming in yeah and because

[01:36:14] they're basically they're kidnapping apparently this is what they're this is what he's saying

[01:36:19] they're kidnapping women and selling women to sex trafficking I mean if you look at their how they

[01:36:24] feel about women they're not fucking their property yeah so he's speaking out against it and he got

[01:36:31] arrested because he put it on social media which is well they don't have freedom of speech they

[01:36:36] don't they don't so which is insane and they'll come to your house and be like look you said this on

[01:36:41] Twitter uh we gotta arrest you it's over man yeah it's bad that is ridiculous that is bad so

[01:36:47] basically it was a very interesting thing and he's just kind of speaking out about it and it's like

[01:36:53] to the point where you don't think it's a big deal but like literally there is they're setting up

[01:37:00] like they're renting out like public spaces like business spaces to convert people to Islam

[01:37:07] so they're trying to like do it it's like they think they're afraid like the Spanish Inquisition

[01:37:12] sort of deal there they think they're trying to like literally take over the fucking country

[01:37:16] yeah I mean because they have a because most of those countries are the theocratical

[01:37:21] yeah whereas the religion government are mixed yeah and a lot of and a lot of these things it's

[01:37:27] dude you should see this video it's like these British like women who are like drunk in the streets

[01:37:32] being like we don't fucking deserve this shite it's like it's super British and like yeah

[01:37:38] uh whatever the term is court and conky quirky uh I don't know I don't know what I'm talking about

[01:37:44] but but yeah I I do it when they get to that sort of like if it's extreme and like they're actually like

[01:37:52] you know hurting people and I don't like it with any religion is trying to convert everybody all the time

[01:37:58] I don't I don't know I don't agree with that well they're the big point is too Tommy Robinson is saying

[01:38:03] like look at all this stuff in the in the Quran about how you could be a pedophile

[01:38:08] which there is a lot really basically Mohammed was like married somebody he had a somebody who was six

[01:38:16] lunar years six it's funny because they go no it's lunar years and you're like it actually is less

[01:38:21] than regular years so basically he married somebody when they were nine years old

[01:38:25] so my sister's like all in that it's like that's terrible I agree but they were marrying super

[01:38:31] people ridiculous back in the day also I'm pretty sure there's stuff in the bible about that oh dude

[01:38:35] there's a lot of weird shit there's a lot of weird stuff probably and all these books are like very

[01:38:39] similar and like they're kind of based off of each other and they just have like sort of

[01:38:43] yeah uh things but we also have to take into account that these books are very old

[01:38:48] yeah so we can't judge them by today's standards yeah so the thing is like I think

[01:38:57] Muslim has more reputation of being more extreme yeah Christianity and also dudes take that literally

[01:39:04] yeah no a lot of people take the the the bible you can make fun of you dude you can make fun of

[01:39:09] Jesus and God or whatever you're not gonna get blown the fuck up no for real they will if you say

[01:39:13] something about Muhammad no yeah they will I mean they have bombed a lot of places so there's the

[01:39:19] in the video the guy Tommy Robinson goes back to his old neighborhood that's basically taken over by

[01:39:24] Muslims yeah and they will deck him in the face because of his video they'll just run and punch

[01:39:29] him and hit him and shit so he's like I mean that's not good no we should probably wrap this up right

[01:39:36] probably what time is it yeah we said we said yeah let's yeah let's well we'll do it again

[01:39:42] yeah yeah it was fun um but yeah man uh what what what was your social stuff

[01:39:49] one one oh my number no well your social security what's your social no it starts with one one

[01:39:55] what what's your uh two two three three four four yeah one one two two no what's your social handle

[01:40:04] caleb caleb a barge caleb a barge instagram what do you use instagram that's it instagram twitter

[01:40:12] youtube okay yeah follow him give the the house 80 bump and ladies i was kidding ladies i was kidding

[01:40:20] about everything i said no i'm just kidding i wasn't the only fan stuff i was kidding okay

[01:40:25] no it was sort of sort of i'll uh we'll we'll do this again first repeat talk to you later bye

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