Bad Tattoos, Nothing to Lose? - Episode 354

[00:00:00] Hello there people, welcome to Forgive And Forget.

[00:00:07] My name is Hal Sadi aka Khalil and this is the show where I'll talk about the stuff that's

[00:00:11] going on in my life.

[00:00:12] I'll tell you a quick story and I'll go over the news that's targeted to me.

[00:00:17] Welcome back people if you've been here before and if you're a new listener viewer.

[00:00:23] Hello!

[00:00:24] How are you doing?

[00:00:25] So, my life is out of town for a few weeks.

[00:00:29] She's visiting her family in Minnesota.

[00:00:32] So I'm holding down the fort by myself guys.

[00:00:35] I'm taking care of these doggies by myself.

[00:00:37] We're having a good time.

[00:00:39] Oh my goodness it's been a ball.

[00:00:42] It's been a ball!

[00:00:44] And it's good that I've been getting back to working out consistently again.

[00:00:48] I went with my old job.

[00:00:52] It was kind of a challenge for me because some days I was just exhausted so I had

[00:00:57] to take it easy.

[00:00:58] And now what I'm doing is I'm doing two days on, one day rest, two days on, one day rest.

[00:01:03] That way I can build up my stamina again you know?

[00:01:07] It's good.

[00:01:08] I'm feeling great.

[00:01:09] I'm feeling amazing.

[00:01:10] I'm feeling stronger.

[00:01:11] I'm just keep and I'm building my whatever you know with my workouts.

[00:01:18] You know just taking care of myself in life it's feeling good too.

[00:01:25] Anyway that's what's been going on.

[00:01:31] It feels interesting to be home by yourself because usually I'm somewhere else by myself

[00:01:36] not at my home.

[00:01:38] It's been fun and I'm usually more disciplined when I'm by myself for some reason.

[00:01:44] I don't know what it is.

[00:01:47] So I'm just making sure but I'm always somewhere else so this is interesting because now I'm

[00:01:53] making sure I'm sure like building these habits and strong so by the time my wife gets back

[00:02:00] I'm just going to have them boom because this time I'm not going out.

[00:02:03] I'm here baby.

[00:02:04] It may be it's better you know?

[00:02:07] Alright but yeah moving right along so I saw a guy that had an only God can judge

[00:02:16] me tattoo on his chest.

[00:02:20] Couldn't you have judged that tattoo for yourself?

[00:02:22] You know because now God is the one that has to do it.

[00:02:25] He's going to be like hey man that was a horrible tattoo.

[00:02:27] I don't know what you're going to do with that one.

[00:02:29] I don't know what you expected.

[00:02:31] Bad idea buddy but look he's not the only one of the shitty tattoo.

[00:02:35] I got three.

[00:02:36] I got three and two of them are not the way I wanted them to be so that means

[00:02:40] that one of my tattoos I decided for it to be shitty okay.

[00:02:45] I wanted the crap out of my body so I wanted it and that was my first one.

[00:02:50] It's like a Lord of the Rings one and I hid it from my parents because I lived

[00:02:55] in their house by the time I got it.

[00:02:59] So you know live under my rules or whatever.

[00:03:02] So and my bathroom was like 20 yards across from my parents bedroom and so even though

[00:03:11] my dad couldn't see from that far away I still tried to hide it.

[00:03:16] You know like I would come out of the bathroom like twisting like actually like walking sideways.

[00:03:21] You know now if my dad wasn't suspicious he was now because that's not a good way to hide anything.

[00:03:27] Like that actually like raises some flags immediately.

[00:03:34] But yeah so that was my first one and this the second one was this Zelda one.

[00:03:41] Now when I got this one I wanted it to be smaller.

[00:03:46] I don't like I like the actual design.

[00:03:48] I just wanted to be tiny and the guy who was printing it like he was doing the tattoo.

[00:03:53] He kept printing it out and I kept telling him hey can you make it smaller and after three

[00:03:58] times of him making a smaller and printing it out I was just like man I don't want

[00:04:02] to piss this guy off.

[00:04:03] I mean it's only it's only like going to piss him off for like a few seconds and

[00:04:07] it's gonna be on my body for my entire life right so yeah and it actually means courage

[00:04:13] which shows the amount of courage I had when confronting him guys.

[00:04:19] And then the other one it says attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

[00:04:25] It's a Winston Churchill quote and this one it's not in the shape I wanted because

[00:04:31] I didn't know how to design it.

[00:04:33] I wanted a certain shape and I asked them to do it but they didn't know how to

[00:04:37] do it so I put it in my body on my body anyway though you know.

[00:04:44] That just goes to show you what haven't I put on my body people.

[00:04:49] What haven't I do I have any standards you know all we know is I make horrible

[00:04:53] decisions it seems so yeah it's funny when my mom when my mom the first one

[00:05:00] that I had visible was the Zelda tattoo is like on my underneath my arm or

[00:05:04] whatever whatever that's called the non-visible part of the bicep and my mom

[00:05:10] just stared at it for like 30 seconds straight with the most disapproving look

[00:05:15] like she wasn't trying to be disapproving she just like it was a surprise to her.

[00:05:21] So when she saw she's like yeah and that just goes to show you what my mom

[00:05:27] thought of that she didn't have to say anything but what's the

[00:05:33] interesting to me is that she actually made me promise not to get more tattoos

[00:05:41] I cut it at three but that doesn't stop my cousin from trying to give me like

[00:05:46] dumb tattoo ideas just to make a joke out of it because I mean I guess my

[00:05:51] tattoos are a joke so but they all mean something to me like each one has

[00:05:56] meaning to me like for example the Lord of the Rings one that's on my back

[00:05:59] that one means that it's basically like a promise to myself to keep doing comedy

[00:06:05] right then the Zelda one is courage that's self-evident it's in in Hylian in

[00:06:11] the Zelda language so how much of a dork can that be so it's courage

[00:06:15] self-evident and then the Winston Churchill one it's like faith like

[00:06:21] faith in myself faith in God faith in the things that I do so I also so they

[00:06:28] all have meaning to me and I even though they're not the way I wanted them I kept

[00:06:33] them there because you know it's like a reminder of like decisions right like

[00:06:39] even when you make a decision that you don't like you got to learn from this

[00:06:42] man so even if you don't like it so it's there it'll it's a good reminder

[00:06:49] because like every time I look at him I'm like all right all right you guys

[00:06:57] so let's let's go into the news let's go into the news section people so I watched

[00:07:05] the Tom Brady roast over the weekend is it was great I loved it so turns out

[00:07:11] Nikki Glazer responding to Giselle Buenstein after the roast like he's

[00:07:16] he's not even married to her anymore and he's he's still getting bitched at you know

[00:07:21] anyway so she in the article she's like a she's like apologizing to her in the

[00:07:26] sense like she she doesn't regret doing the jokes but she loves her but anyway I can

[00:07:31] I can I can relate to being roasted you know what's the what's the word roasted

[00:07:40] without without you know without granting permission or whatever like as I got

[00:07:46] roasted on Sunday by some some guy who I don't barely know like I've met him

[00:07:50] once or twice and he like it felt personal so I understand you Giselle

[00:07:55] but at least the jokes on the roast were great the jokes of this guy did or not so

[00:08:00] I know but still if I felt like I felt mad though you know because it was like man

[00:08:06] that's that seems very personal you don't know me you know the things he said

[00:08:11] about like you know I don't know anyway there's an article of some guy saying

[00:08:17] like how Frosted reveals about growing a knee his growing unease of Jerry

[00:08:22] Seinfeld and I read it and it's like the guy's a fan of Seinfeld but he's also

[00:08:26] saying like there's something that he doesn't like about Seinfeld because

[00:08:30] he's like he basically says that he wants Seinfeld the comedian to be a certain

[00:08:36] way like he wants him to be edgy well then don't watch his comedy then

[00:08:40] okay don't watch his comedy if you don't like his comedy but don't have to

[00:08:44] you don't have to write about it I guess I don't know like everybody's

[00:08:48] like oh you don't like something now I'm gonna write about it now I'm gonna

[00:08:51] I mean I'm talking about it now so look at here baby freedom of speech

[00:08:56] freedom of speech but I just think it's it's funny to me

[00:09:00] well Seinfeld is not edgy well that's your that's your prerogative I'm not saying

[00:09:05] that he's edgy but I think that his comedy is great I love his comedy is one of

[00:09:08] my favorite comedians but it's just interesting like oh you want this

[00:09:13] comedian to be your way well then how about you go see the comedians that

[00:09:18] you want you know he talked about John Mulaney doing his you know his baby J

[00:09:25] special is all about him and his drug his drug situation right well you know

[00:09:31] that's something that everybody saw live and people heard about so of course he

[00:09:37] was gonna talk about it and he it's a great special I think that those the

[00:09:41] entire thing is amazing so you know just go watch whatever you want man

[00:09:47] another one another article is talking about Gary Clark Junior thought about

[00:09:52] quitting music and opening a barbecue restaurant dear God Gary do not do that

[00:09:56] okay like please do not stop us from your music and then obviously he made a

[00:10:01] great I haven't listened to it but everybody is raving about his album

[00:10:05] that he made with Stevie Wonder and thank goodness he did that you can still

[00:10:09] open your restaurant Gary just don't don't stop the music you know please

[00:10:12] stop the music you know please stop the please stop the music

[00:10:18] all right the last one I'm gonna go over it says uh John Stewart is starting a

[00:10:24] podcast and he said that he's extending his work week to two days which is

[00:10:31] it's a fun way to put it I love John Stewart I think I mean I don't

[00:10:38] the only reason I came back to watching the daily shows because he's back

[00:10:41] I think he's though I love the other comedians but I don't watch it like

[00:10:48] regularly I just watched his episodes I've said this many times but I thought

[00:10:53] I just thought it was funny the way he put it and I didn't really have any take

[00:10:57] to this so I don't even know why I brought it up anyway guys that's

[00:11:02] it for the podcast this week if it feels a little bit shorter is because I

[00:11:06] actually like had written segments and if you're watching you could probably

[00:11:10] tell that I was like kind of like glossing over them and things like that

[00:11:14] yeah no you know of course I did some riffing over here even though it might

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[00:12:00] alright everybody love you people bye bye

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